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She’s just so whimsical. She has much whimsy. She’s a singular sensation. And she probably looked like a god damn lunatic.
So I was googling Donkey Lady for something completely unrelated to Donks. She was out of cite/sight/site, out of mind. I was just going about my day, and guess who popped up. This bow-legged, horse-toothed piece of shit: It truly … Continue reading
While Julia has been busy posting the poetry of everyone’s favorite colonialist, Rudyard Kipling, comrade-in-grift Michael Ellsberg decided Halloween would come early this year: A woman I know wants to become a professional dominatrix, and has just requested that I … Continue reading
While the rest of us are working, raising kids, actually paying our own bills, lazy 33-year-old fucktard Rainbow Allison has finally gotten around to choosing this year’s Halloween costume: I grew up on Rainbow Brite. It was one of the … Continue reading