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“See this, Devin? This is how you do it. This is sexually delicious. Say it with me: Thex-YOU-lee DEE-li-sush. Got it? Now take the picture. We’ll take the opportunity to deal with your lack of heated growth later. I’m tired … Continue reading →

First let’s get this out of the way. Here are Leonardo DaDinky and Sandra Donkey’s completely candid, unaltered photos of their sojourn to Pisa, Italy. Apparently all of Europe has that ethereal Adobe glow.        I’m just going to … Continue reading →

And her “chateau” has been downgraded to a villa. And everything in the south of France has that raw, non-Photoshopped ethereal glow like she’s stuck in the movie Legend or something. And judging by her ridiculous face, Donks is on … Continue reading →

There is too much face going on in the post below. I’m tired of looking those two chins and Ben Stiller and John C. Riley’s wife-worshipping scam artist of a love child, so look at some pants.  The dryer at … Continue reading →

Did I have a vibrationally congruent fully actualized acid trip or did Michael Ellsberg show up in here yesterday and chide us for snarking on a ridiculous attention junkie whackaloon with a busted face? Spawn of Ellsberg, did you actually … Continue reading →