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How Does Jena la Flamme Handle Regret?

Ah, yes. Another RV. The angst of the ages: How do you handle regret? It’s something I’ve become aware I struggle with a lot. I just read in a Pema chodron book to write out your regrets twice a month. … Continue reading

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Ali Shanti Films Herself Non-Stop, Thrills To Industrial-Size Dildo

SK3B has been foaming at the mouth for weeks about attending OMG! Burning Man, yet she’s suddenly begun questioning paradise, allegedly crying her eyes out on the playa for over seven hours. Is BM too commercial? Disrespectful of the environment? … Continue reading

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Updated: Social Media Expert Julia Allison Shills Sports Bra, Says TTFN

Summer yoga at my parents’ on Lake Michigan. Wearing my Coobie! smile emoticon OMG! OMG! OMG! And if that Coobie isn’t exciting enough, Donkey posted four more pictures of herself doing awkward headstands. Savor Julia’s athletic prowess while attempting to … Continue reading

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Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.

I’m ready for Burning Man, mommy!!

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Updated: Ali Shanti Needs To Take A Massive Shit

Skankatron 3000B, who has been non-stop FB posting, everything from her latest fauxto shoot to making her son’s departure for an actual school all about herself, is constipated and getting ready to take the biggest crap Wooville has ever seen: … Continue reading

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