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22-Year-Old Julia Allison Hates Having To Be A Responsible Adult!

If any 30something friend of mine posted such baby girl nonsense, they’d be a friend no more: How many people have renter’s insurance? Have you ever had to use it? Are there best practices? Do you take photos of each … Continue reading

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Somehow I Missed This Sad Cry For Avocado Love

Try to grit your teeth and get through this post if only to see her pathetisad comment, completely ignored. Oh honey. He’s just not, and never was, that into you.  

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Updated: Because Who Else Would Invite Her? / The Donkey of Braymas Past at the OMG! University Club

Home for the Holibrays!  Jesus, Julia, must you always refer to your poor sibling as “Little Brother,” like he’s some retard in a John Steinbeck novel? I got an envelope in the mail yesterday with a single folded piece of … Continue reading

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Fifth Grader Julia Allison Aces “Word” Assignment in Mrs. Shanti’s Homeroom

So much time on her hands! Posting fauxtos of jackass moves at Billow’s reception and offering condescending guidelines for choosing one’s 2015 Word, because everyone should do what Julia is doing.  Just ask Mary Rambin!  Hey, how are your New Year’s … Continue reading

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Someone Was Let Out of The Nuthouse To Go Watch The Nutcracker In This Very Special Nutty Outfit

Oh. Dear. She is almost 34 years old.

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