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The Return Of Dr. Bobby’s Frankenstein

Sugar and meat may be poison, but Restylane and every neurotoxin under the sun are still A-OK by all-natural Donkey! Oh no! You’ve got west coast competition, Dr. Bobby! Dr. David is San Francisco’s “plastic surgeon and filler specialist.” Check … Continue reading

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Updated, Now With Chad Stands-Without-Shirt Giveaway! DJ Deadbeat Dad Spends Thanksgiving With Patricia & Daniel Ellsberg

Does this mean Deadbeat is never returning to Switzerland? Will Patricia Ellsberg, Jena’s surrogate mommy and fellow bisexual, be supporting his kids as well as the happy couple? That’s a helluva lot of pleasure, Jena. Who’s footing the bill? I … Continue reading

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Ali Shanti Has A Type

I quickly peered in on Michael “Fozzie” Jacobs, Shantitowns’s piece from last year, the recent college grad who gave parenting lectures with her though he’d never been a parent, and foolishly thought he had an actual job: Nope, Heavenly Harvest … Continue reading

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R.I.P. CuntBunnies

I’m sitting in a coffee house and weeping. Can we just leave 2016? Please? Hello from Alaska.  I hope that this message finds the proper folks who will pass along some sad news.  I am not very eloquent, that was … Continue reading

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Updated, With Judy Questioning Rain’s Love: A Happy, Albeit Sleazy, Thanksgiving From RBD!

It’s turkey time, bunnies! Nothing about the holiday from our dear burro, but she is once again questioning how the masculine and the feminine split finances. Is Rain still refusing to pay? We’ve also received a couple of interesting e-mails. … Continue reading

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