Updated, Now With Yoni Love! Donkey Is SO PROUD of PhuturePhuckPhace’s New Drug-Fueled Ditty

Chad McNally speaks:

I came across an absolutely incredible piece of art titled “Cielo Cielo” by Hans Walor, and was so deeply moved I promptly contacted the artist and purchased a large print. While admiring it the idea came to me: “If this image made sound … if the feeling I get from looking at it was a song, what would it sound like?”  Boundless is the answer to that question.
Shortly after, I had a cathartic and deeply healing journey with 5-MeO-DMT, led by a Shaman, in which I made the choice to fully trust and surrender to whatever the medicine and my spirit brought to me.  That piece of art was the first thing I saw when I opened my eyes, as a massively impacted and profoundly changed man. This song is also influenced by my journey out of and into myself that day.

I shivered with anticipation when reading of Chad’s creative process … and then I heard “Boundless”: http://www.theuntz.com/news/phutureprimitive-debuts-boundless-from-new-album-flow/

Oh dear. But what do I know? The most important bisexual girl in the world liked it and Rain left her a heart! OMG, OMG, OMG!!

Update: Donkey has posted publicly on Instagram for the first time since she and Petey took in some art in San Francisco. She and Ariel White’s yoni went to Bali, yet another vacation from vacation-itis:

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Ritual Insanity: Nisha’s Naked Nutcases, Baby Sea Turtles & Cacao Bacchanale

Nisha “Noodles” Moodley, female empowerment goddess and clairvoyant, brought along tarot cards, holy oils, essential oils, and lots of markers to her latest girl grope, this one in Mexico:

Julia Allison, of course, liked this post. But I’m convinced the minute the camera was turned off, Noodles and her misguided charges slaughtered the baby turtles and smeared their blood all over each other while dancing under the moonlight.

A less disturbing ritual recently took place at Camp Septic:

Wow! What a turnout! I thought I was attending one of Ali Shanti’s money map talks at the Boulder Holiday Inn. Surely DJ Deadbeat Day will be able to send some of the revenue earned here back to his children in Switzerland?

How high are the revelers? They must have been tripping balls to be dancing that spastically, or else Julia Allison was giving free EDM go-go girl lessons at Camp Septic.

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More BM BS & Megatits Takes In “The View”

Burning Man is gone but not forgotten! Sexy Sasha Nielsen, AKA DJ Deadbeat Dad, who’s very good looking in person, dazzled Camp Septic revelers with his hypnotic beats:

In the grand tradition of Papa Chevalier (Michel Madie), straight Sacha and his BFF took their friendship to the next level:

Planet Earth to Jena! Come in, Jena:

Nothing ingested? Yeah, I’ll bet.

Jean Gray is back in Harlem and something is waking up! Methinks it’s her new grift as erotic goddess:

Michael “Fozzie” Jacobs had a grand time at BM, mostly banging his new sugar mamma and rediscovering his love for music:

Le Roi de Burger returned to Boulder and decided his new look would be 1970s porn star. But still an improvement, yes?

Those were the days, my friend, Donks thought they’d never end …

Julia and Meghan McCain in happier times. Now, Megatits will probably be joining The View, while Judy is wiping pint-sized Ryan Allis’s ass and bringing mint juleps to blond goddess Kitty Kittay. You sure blew it (again), Donkey!


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A Post-BM Woo Roundup: La Fraud, Fozzie & Noodles

I know we’re still chuckling over Donkey’s faux bisexuality and her passive-aggressive “kissership” post, presumably directed at Myka McLaughlin’s boyfriend. And we’ll get back to the Judy & Myra Show, I promise. But first some chuckles from Wooville.

Insurance scammer Jena la Flamme danced her doughy ass off at Camp Septic. Didn’t I see this self-help routine at a Spearmint Rhino in L.A.?

Did genuinely bi incest aficionado Jena and the very good looking (in person) Sacha Nielsen have a threeway with The Cat in the Hat?

Too many drugs and injuries won’t stop Jena from dancing!

Back home in Harlem, where every day is cultural appropriation day:

Michael “Fozzie” Jacobs is still thrilling over his new sugar mamma. No more late night phone calls to his pesky parents. “Please, Dad, I really want to get into the weed business and it’s only ten grand!”

Lucky Le Roi de Burger even snagged a tattoo “artist” roomie who’s inking him into oblivion. I see an actual job in Fozzie’s future: a prison extra in the reboot of OZ:

Meanwhile, Nisha Moodley, who sat out this Burning Man, and hubby Nvmb, or whatever the hell his name is, and baby Crow moved into what must be pricey digs in Mill Valley:

Who’s paying for this house, Noodles? If suckers enrolling in “female empowerment” coaching sessions funded this hilltop hideaway, I’m in the wrong bidness. Say hello to the new Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO!

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Edgy, Vulnerable Donkey – Journalist, Television Commentator, Public Speaker and BRAVO Star – Supports Love In ALL Its Myriad Forms & Is Bi

Didn’t Jacy call this one years ago?

So, now we know why Electric Barbarella was doing those ridonkulous lipdubs in front of her apartment complex when launching her self-proclaimed revolutionary coaching bidness. These two idiots deserve each other.

Did the spirit of Nutty Granny Money Bags send Myka to Donkey? Speaking of NGMB, The Healing Chef was at Burning Man and clearly he and Julia are still in each other’s lives as friends:

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