OT but the Shantress is getting ready for some big reveal. She’s been blogging about it for two days without saying anything but it’s somehow connected to stealing your parents’ money so you (she?) can continue to live the lifestyle of the woo and famous. Alo, Ali and Alexis are no longer dying but they are being “integrated” into her next iteration of herself. Because a coach said that’s what should happen. Also, she has announced she is an alien. This is not a parody.
No parody, unless Loren Feldman was on his laptop, could possibly consist of 55 over-the-top (even for Skankatron) paragraphs about the alien she’s about to become & the gift she’s about to bestow, followed by this wack fauxto and fawning comments from woos with two brain cells to rub together:
I honestly can’t tell if she’s revealed the gift or not. As LakeWoo notes, Skankatron posted another entry about “killing Alexis Neely” and integrating her three faces of sleaze. Maybe the gift is this just posted rant, complete with video, re: how and why we should go after our parents’ retirement funds:
Last weekend, I got in an Uber with a man who is a fighter pilot when not Ubering. We got to talking (inspired by Vasavi Kumar) and I asked him how it was for him when he was dropping bombs. He said it was fun to hit the target and feel the satisfaction of that. I asked him how it felt to know he was killing people.
He acknowledged that he had to de-sensitive to that.
As he did, I became aware of the ways in which I have de-sensitized myself in the name of doing a job I thought was important.
I am coming to realize that there is no job more important than staying as sensitive as possible. (In the past, I never thought sensitivity was a good thing.) Our sensitivity has SO much value.
As I got that, I shared with this fighter pilot that I believe the sensitive part he has locked away has tremendous value and that at some point that sensitive part may come back online.
When it does, it may show up in ugly and surprising ways and I told him he could recognize what it is and that what it needs is love. I was, of course, speaking to myself as well.
I pray for a world in which no one needs to de-sensitive themselves to do any job. A world in which we can stop killing each other, and parts of ourselves along the way.
And in the meantime, I send tremendous love and prayers and healing to the men and women of the military who are de-sensitizing themselves daily in the name of service. Much love to you all.
Back in the day, he ripped Julia Allison a new one when she claimed Tom Wolfe achieved renown simply because of his white suit. And before going off the rails and apologizing to Donkey, mad media maven Loren Feldman created a series of puppet videos featuring a flouncing Julia, complete with tutu:
He’s back, and though Feldman has had a thorny relationship with ReBlogging Donk over the years, we seem to have inspired his new website, or rather some of our targets seem to have inspired Disrupt Happiness, where the loose cannon plays a wannabe internet guru. Guest videos include appearances by Ali Shanti, Michael Ellsberg, Ryan Swain, and Michael “Fozzie” Austin Jacobs, who are also on the “Disruptors” page. Feldman’s clearly been spending a lot of time in the basement.
“Tell the general public, by any means possible, all about your life, right down to the smallest minutiae.”
“Focus your energy on the things that matter. Criticism from your friends, co-workers, parents, children, or lovers in real life – they don’t matter. What does matter is how you’re looked at online. Facebook, Twitter, Linked In – these are the people who really matter. Obsess over these relationships, obsess over these criticisms.”
Ali has reached the next level! How does she do it?
How the “worst” 90-minutes of my day turned into the best.
Over the past few months, I’ve been called deeper into motherhood.
Re-focusing on my kids and their needs has called me deeper into my own self-awareness, seeing all the places I needed my own re-parenting.
Places in my self I had ignored in the name of independence and strength made their way to the forefront of my awareness.
Today, I am far more vulnerable, my heart is tender and I feel more alive.
This morning, I got to get both kids ready for school, drive them each and drop them (Noah is shadowing at a Waldorf school we are considering for him for next year) before returning home to meditate with Michael Jacobs and start my work day.
I feel so grateful to be able to enjoy this simple pleasure that in the past I didn’t really savor. In the past, if I “had” to do it because their dad wasn’t available, I could only think of the 90 minutes of “lost” productivity, but now I realize this may be the best 90 minutes of my day.
I’m curious – what’s one thing you used to resist that now you love? And what shifted it?
She wouldn’t be Skankatron 3000B without a daily affirmation ew overshare:
I don’t know this woman, but I love seeing her and her baby nursing on the cover of Elle.
A little known fact about me is that I breastfed each of my kids for 5 years.
I am most proud of this because I did it through moving cross country, working at one of the best law firms in the country, starting my own law practice, getting divorced and building my first million dollar business.
I stood for the rights of breastfeeding mother’s as a legal advocate, met many of my best friends and built healthy children.
It’s so good to see the world waking up to what’s “normal” and optimizing for more of what we want.
Today, I am once again reconnected w my motherhood more than I have been since my days as a breastfeeding mama and I am re-awakening to what matters most. More on that another time …
“Another time” will soon be coming your way. Yes, in the grand tradition of Ryan Swain and Michael Ellsberg, Shantitown is creating a global revolution … from her RV! Ali and her three children will be taking her grift on the road:
Four years ago, I began to have a dream of a caravan, touring around the country, spreading the message of personal sovereignty, love and liberation (financial + emotional, spiritual and physical).
Some dreams take longer than others to come to fruition. But if you hold onto the vision and keep taking baby steps, you will eventually see your dream realized.
Today, another step is happening. A big step. We are ready to wrap the RV and prepare it for the first leg of the tour under the guidance, leadership and direction of Lotus Sattva.
If the old raunch’s son is hostile now, just wait til he spends summer vacation cramped in an RV with Lotus Sunblossom, Mom & Fozzie doing god knows what, and suitcases stuffed with weed & sex toys.
So Donk seems to be warming up to A. deliver another second-date blow job, if she hasn’t already and then B. ruin the relationship by blasting it all over social media. Oh please let it be so. It’s always so entertaining when she has a mark and she sends him screaming for the hills.