More Deep Thoughts With Donkey

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Ponder what Julia Allison is pandering:

“Ponder this: Societies in which women have lots of autonomy and authority tend to be decidedly male-friendly, relaxed, tolerant, and plenty sexy. Got that, fellas? If you’re unhappy at the amount of sexual opportunity in your life, don’t blame the women. Instead, make sure they have equal access to power, wealth, and status. Then watch what happens.”

~ Cacilda Jethá & Christopher Ryan from “Sex at Dawn”

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The Two Mr. Michaels: Pimp Daddy & Wittle Majiii

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Smellsberg has re-emerged, trying to pull off The Mack but looking more like Michael O’Donoghue, circa 1976. Look up the references. And fer crissake, stop foaming at the mouth, Shantitown:

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Sorry for the cutoff. Alana’s first thought was pimpin’, of course. As for the equally ridiculous Michael Austin Jacobs, now “Majiii, The Great,” he’s conquering the fear and living the DJ creatrix dream, all thanks to Ali Shanti and that other source of funds, Ali Shanti’s mother:

For the past 3 months, I’ve been working on a project, titled Crossroads 89 (as MAJiii), that has completely shifted my reality around my ability to create.

Before I began making this music, I felt some creativity stirring inside of me. I had no idea what form it would take, but something was drawing me to what I have created.

The way I like to describe what I’ve made: It’s a mix between house/festival music, shamanic rhythms, and conscious spoken word poetry, with intentionput into the creation of each word, beat, and sound.

I’m excited to share with you a sneak peak of what I’ve been working on…

This is part of the music video for the introduction song on the mixtape, featuring my good friend Justin Duke singing.

A big thank you to E Dan Smith for helping my in the creative process of this video and filming the majority of it with me.

Also, I want to thank my love, Ali Shanti, for not only helping me film part of this video today (and being featured in it), but for continuing to be a major support in my life and an inspiration for what is possible.

And, here it is…Welcome to the Mind of MAJiii, The Great….

p.s. Full Mixtape coming in less than 2 weeks. Follow along here:http://www.SoundCloud.com/thegreatmajiii

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Humble Donkey Pimps Out Flat of “Close Friend”

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Ladies and Gentlemen,

A close friend of mine is subletting her GORGEOUS Marina 2bd furnished flat for $225/night, $1550/week, $6k/month during August & Sept. It’s near where I live, right next to the ocean and the Palace of Fine Arts, the most beautiful area of SF (in my biased opinion).

PM me if you’re interested.

How come Donkey didn’t thank Petey for funding the lazy layabout’s spectacular (in her humble opinion) location, location, location?

Do Rainbow’s close friends simply not pay attention?

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Lazy Layabout Pretends She’s Going To Do Something That Requires Hard Work

As if this sloth would be able to do even 1/100th of what it requires. Isn’t taking care of her dog generally too much trouble? She is a tool, though, so maybe that would help.

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Take That, Julie Albertson!

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There’s no competition in Black Rock City, but the always professional Ali Shanti found time to get away from the futon foursome she’d been experiencing in the back of a truck – I’m not making this up – to let Donkey know just who’s going to have the #1 Best Seller:

Getting amazing reviews already rolling in on The Path of the Priestess: Discover Your Divine Purpose. Writing my chapter for this book was such an interesting process because I have truly been in the midst of discovering myself as it has unfolded. It’s available on Amazon this Thursday.

Some of the reviews so far from those given preview copies:

“Hi Ali! I read it all in one sitting and had a response like Jan’s–a sequel would be super! A “how-to”…or at least a “how we did”!”

“the eyes wide open life is truly magical. Ali Shanti this book could not have come into my life at a more appropriate time. I am moved to name my high level coaching package the path of the priestess! so many affirmations here!”

“this book was life affirming to me, finally hearing the voices of women who are speaking my language. I am not alone in my quest to be and bring the change that I wish to see world. I am on the path of the priestess as well which is why I was gifted the opportunity to read it and one of the first to write a review of it! as you said it Ali Shanti welcome home.”

“Ali, read it last night, and it was awesome! Loved how they were truly inspirational and beautifully written, loving essays (chapters), of how each woman found her inner Priestess, path and peace.

Is there a sequel that would involve Steps to Finding Your Inner (Biz) Priestess?

That’s what came up for me in wanting to learn the Secret Sauce. All these Sages, who are primarily Star Creators, who found their path in life through discovering, and tapping into their own Inner Wisdom. I can see a whole series being developed from this cocoon. Brilliant!!”

Once again, a deep bow of gratitude to Rose Cole and Jane S. Ashley for giving birth to this work. And to all of our co-authors on the Path of the Priestess: Annie Lalla Jessica Cornejo Gallegos Jena la Flamme Julie McAfeeSofiah Thom Jennifer Russell Elayne Kalila Doughty

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