Donkey Couldn’t Accomplish Anything Until Peter Baugher PAID For 10,000 Self-Help Seminars

Though AWOL on social media since bringing Dadsers to birthcray 36, Judy occasionally pops up on FB. She liked “Hallelujah Breeder” Stacey Morgenstern’s most recent, girly post. Apparently there’s no jealousy in Big Woo City, even if your beau ignores you on Facebook while slobbering after a curly blonde.

I clicked on the link to Stacey’s grifter husband, Gregory – the polyamorous pair are big time con artists – and stumbled upon this:

My word, when do these folks ever find time to go grocery shopping, take out the dogs, or actually work for a living? It’s always seminar, seminar, seminar!

I wonder if Peter Baugher has enjoyed paying for Judy’s endless parade of self-help shitshows. They’ve clearly paid off. BOOK has been a tremendous bestseller and Judy’s “lifestyle” website is packin’ ’em in!
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TONIGHT IN ENCINITAS! Rain is headlining at Jess Johnson’s Garden of Eden. I assume Judy will be dancing for us, when she’s not grooving out next to the DJ.

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Jena Screams, Judy Screams, We All Scream For … Glitter Boobies!

You can’t make this shit up:

“Glitter boobs are perfect for festivals!”

New technology? Haven’t strippers been doing this for years, albeit with far more attractive results than what’s on display in that creepy video?

Just think how Donkey will up the ol’ tit thrust, all thanks to glitter creativity!

Plus, she’s got a head start on her fellow goddesses:

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Gospel Enchantress Jess Johnson Thanks Everyone But BFF Julia Allison

I am SO PROUD of, and SO GRATEFUL for, woo white women gospel!

Jaahass thanks everybody for this transformative concert, during which the earth shifted upon its axis. Even Kc Baker gets a shout out, so why no Mulia?

In addition to changing the world, Jaahass has once again found time to fall in love. I hope he’s not male model material who’s making the deliciouth vocal fry queen feel bad about herself! Or is she in love with Annie Anton? Jaahass, we’re so confused!

#pleasurabletease
#biforalltheboys

Though Donkey may be on the outs with the caterwauler, surely our burro will still be attending PhuturePhuckPhace’s concert at Jaahass’s “Garden of Eden” on April 29:

Bottom Photo! Rainbow & the fry queen in happier times:

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Updated, With The (Brief?) Return Of Mental Dental! Changing The World: Jess Johnson Reimagines Religion, Mocks Latinos

In need of a little heARTist medicine this Easter? Jaahass, Julia Allison’s BFF, and her sisters have the good stuff:

Writing for me is very similar to free-styling. When I write to a specific group of people, and I KNOW who each of them are, I can feel their hearts, and somehow, they help draw out the content that’s wanting to come through…as though they are writing it with me.

I just wrote to an amazing group of men regarding our upcoming #reimaginingchurch #GospelBrunch with Heart Medicine this Sunday, and fell in love with each man as I was writing, cause I just made a trust fall into his arms (without actually checking in with him first!!)

As I wrote I felt this beckoning of my heart to be real with WHY I even put myself out there in the first place. Events (as so many of you know) bring up many opportunities to overcome fears of rejection or feelings of not good enough…like a little child holding up her drawing and saying, “Do you like it?” (aka Do you like me?)

But when I write to specific people, I can’t just generalize into the yay-rah style of marketing…my invitations become a form of expression and connection in and of themselves and I find myself bearing my freaking soul! LOL!

Soooooo I wanted to share with you the message that just came through…for all the Brothers out in FB land who may not see…but to whom this message applies.

May you see. May you know.

Brother πŸ™πŸΌπŸŒŽβ€οΈ

We are gathering a group of incredible humans this Sunday for an afternoon of #reimaginingchurch. So many of us felt turned off, betrayed or at the very least BORED as #%^* by the religious institutions we knew as children. Yet with this HUGE shift in humanity’s awakening, and the perils that many of us are feeling on the planet, it is essential to gather in unity and reverence…to feel connected to something bigger, to celebrate our role in it all, to make offerings of prayer and as my indigenous teacher would say “to feed the Holy”. πŸ˜πŸ™ŒπŸΌπŸŒ΅

I’ve been guided to make this event an offering to the Divine Mother. To help rebalance all we have taken with our songs and prayers. Sometimes I feel overwhelmed by grief (aka love) for the impact we’ve had on planet we call home. I wonder if we’re going to succeed in our missions to restore right relationship with Her. I wonder if we are humble enough to unify beyond our ideas of what’s “right” into what’s needed.

As I touched each name of the men whom we’ve invited to come, I had this overwhelming feeling of, “we’ve got this!” Thank you for that gift to my tender heART.

I hope you can come be a part of this day…this moment in time. Your presence matters…and we are asking the brothers to play a special role in creating the stage (metaphorically) for the feminine to dance and sing upon…and to do what She does best…turn us ON!!!

To life. To love. To healing. To harmony.

Your Sisters,
Jess Magic, Krista Richards and Annie Anton

PS…if you cannot come, please feel free to help by
1. Spreading the word
2. Making a donation to help fund our microdoc…so we can take this show on the road!
3. Giving a woman in your life a big hug and telling her how beautiful she is and how bright she shines!

I’m sure the brothers will be happy to turn you on, Jess.

The caterwauler also posted this video, which I showed to my 10 year old. “Why are they making fun of people who speak Spanish?”

Bottom Picture! America’s favorite Easter Kinderwhore (and Second Date Blowjob Queen):

Update: S.O.S.! Skankatron’s masculine side is ill. (Does she post this horseshit with a straight face?)

Don’t the old raunch’s butt buddies ever tire of the martyrdom? The gracious Swainy Todd even posted a message to Ali’s FB wall. Now with Fozzie and the male Rainbow gone, and everyone else running for the hills, maybe Herr Doktor will be doing some drilling in the busted-out van in Skankatron’s backyard?

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Ali “Sybil” Shanti Is Living With Two Personalities & Loving It!

My God, that voice! And the same old narcissistic rant again & again & again.

In other news, Rain tagged Donkey and Ali and various & sundry to let everyone know Joe Muscatello’s debut album is coming out. Never mind that Joe has tagged half of the globe re: this miraculous event.

Life altering, I’m sure. Finally, more ads for Isabelle Konold’s one-woman atrocity are littering Ali’s page and Jean Brodie has had enough!

Bottom Picture! He’s very, very good looking in person. Really, he is. Honest, I’m being serious. You might even pass out if confronting Antlerface’s beauty when out in the wild.

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