Boulder “goddess” Ali Shanti continues to navel gaze away, experiencing crisis after crisis, which she duly posts on Facebook. On & on & on about how she bawled all the way through “Captain Fantastic” because Viggo Mortensen was living the life she wanted – I had planned on seeing the film, but now I’d just feel dirty sitting through it. Posts about how she used to be “relationally quite retarded” but now surrenders to what’s comfortable … until she has another crisis three hours later. Shaddup already!
Of course, Shantitown wouldn’t be Shantitown if she didn’t didn’t have several schemes a brewin’. She’s thinking of restarting “The Whole Truth Show” – was that the shitshow in which she blabbed on & on & on about relationship while crying off her rhinestones? I can’t keep track. She, or rather “Alexis Neely,” just did a video shoot “for our all new Estate Planning training for awesome lawyers. We call it Legal Life Planning.” She’s now training attorneys to get their hands on retirees’ life savings?! Creepy, too, how Ali kept blithering on about her makeup “transformation into Alexis.”
Another new scheme is a website called – wait for it – Hot House Boy! Is the old raunch finally coming to terms with her inner pimp? Should we be looking forward to a new persona, say, Goddess Detroit or Mack Shanti?
On the new site will Ali’s boy toy Rainbow be the hooker specializing in foot fetishes?
Bottom Picture: Jena la Flamme lands in Peru, for no other purpose than to play cultural tourist. #pleasurableethnicchic #purposefreeexistence