The Most Important Day in Donk’s Life is Already Turning Into A Disaster

The most important day in Donkey’s life is quickly becoming a disaster. First, the child molester who only molests girls who are 12 going on 35. Now this:

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If I don’t get video of this shitshow, I will be so pissed.

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Ali Shitty Posts A Conversation Proving She’s A Terrible, Self-Involved Mother


Jesus, just play Farmville with your child, you dumb bitch. I can’t wait for this kid to join a fraternity and become an investment banker.

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Donks’ Marriage (To Herself) Is Being Officiated By An Admitted Sexual Predator And Child Molestor

Some of you have uncovered that the man officiating Donkey’s marriage to her reflection is a man with a host of accusations of sexual misconduct. Meet Marc Gafni. This man needs to seriously start working on cleaning up his Google results FROM JAIL.


I’m too delicate to dive into the icky details, but his Wikipedia page provides a summary. There is also this.

Over the last few years The Awareness Center has been attempting to warning the public and various rabbinic organization that confessed child molester, Rabbi Marc Gafni (AKA: Mordechai Gafni, Mordechai Winartz) has been in the process of reinventing himself.  The Awareness Center has been asking all rabbinic organizations to post public statements on their web pages denouncing this confessed sex offenders behavior.  Back in 2004, Rabbi Marc Gafni confessed to sexually abusing a thirteen-year-old girl in the state of New York.

And this:

An Israeli-based spiritual institute has fired its main rabbi over sexual abuse claims, less than two years after several prominent American religious figures rallied to defend him against earlier allegations.

At least five female students and staff members have come forward to accuse Rabbi Mordechai Gafni of luring them into sexual relationships through intimidation, psychological manipulation and deception. Late last week, Gafni, an Orthodox-trained rabbi who has become a star of the New Age-style Jewish Renewal movement, was dismissed from his position as the head of Bayit Chadash, a center on the Sea of Galilee that he co-founded six years ago.

Gafni subsequently issued a public apology for having “hurt people I love,” and said that he would seek in-patient treatment for what he called “a sickness.”

Just when you thought these hippies couldn’t get anymore disgusting. Way to go there, Donks. Somehow, you’ve made something as creepy as a self-marriage even more disgusting by association. I guess ALL THE GIRLS don’t matter on your “wedding” day. Whoops!


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Because Donkey Doesn’t Quite Love Herself Enough, She’s Going to Marry Herself At Burning Man



That’s right, the incessant fauxto shooter doesn’t quite worship herself and her every deep thought quite enough. And so at Camp Mystic this year, she’s going to marry herself. Why not? No one else will ever marry her! The best part: A performance from the bride herself! She’s a dancer, after all! Hope it’s as good as the performance above!

An Unconventional Wedding:  Julia Allison’s Self Marriage

Welcome, friends, to Julia’s union with herself.  The journey of falling in love with ourselves is the most fundamental journey we take in our lifetimes – but before we make sacred vows with a partner, we must first make them to ourselves. After years of struggling to love herself and looking outside to her parents, the media and of course – men – for validation, Julia has come home to the fact that she will never feel whole in love until she loves herself wholly. Please join this exuberant celebration & sacred ritual of self-love, officiated by Rabbi Marc Gafni and Priestess of Love Annie Lalla, with performances by bridesmaids The Shes, Maid of Honor Nisha Moodley, and a special performance by the Bride herself. The entire community will recite vows of commitment to themselves. And yes, the Bride will be wearing white.

Day:            Friday               
Time:          6:00PM – 8:00PM  
Facilitator:   Julia Allison, Annie Lalla, Marc Gafni
Place:          The Chillax Lounge & Theater 

Let’s write her vows to herself in the comments, shall we?


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So she is blasting Avocado’s music at her fauxto shoot even though there is no sign of him. Stage-Five Narcissistic Braying Pear-Clinger!

Sexy dancer.

Sexy yoga mat humper.


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