Mary & Meghan: Sisters Forevah!

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Meanwhile, Julia Allison is downing aya, banging avocados, and shaking her lard ass at trustafarian druggie fests – all to the sound of one hand clapping.

They only ever had eyes for each other, Donkey!

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Batshit Insane Michael Ellsberg Married a Witch. Because, Of Course.

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Nope, nutty ol’ Smelly didn’t tie the knot with the tatted psychic crackpot back in Britain, nor with his porno co-star who posted about missing her period, nor with “sister” Jena la Flamme for a second time, but with genuine sorceress Chanelle Aryasingha:

We eloped. We’ve known each other 48 hours, realized we had an important journey to go on together, and decided to elope 12 hours after meeting each other.

Not legally married. We are Witch Husband and Witch Wife. (The government has burned too many witches, historically, for us to be interested in having it bless our marriage.)

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Just how old is this woman? Oh, never mind.  Age of consent laws don’t apply to a sexual god like Michael Ellsberg! And they’re not even legally married, anyway- what self-proclaimed queer wants a contract with the state? As for the coosome twosome, they don’t have a second to spare for a bourgeois honeymoon because Michael will soon be setting the world on fire. Look out, world!

I am a nihilist hedonist romantic. I believe nothing has any meaning, nothing is going to last, everything is going to blow up. And I want to experience as much identity-destroying sex, and heart-crushing love as I can before everything ends.

My tools are the philosophy of Untangled Love, access to very high quality drugs, and an unparalleled ability to seduce the right kind of woman (the kind who is bored by all the wussy New Age dweebs and wants to feel herself and surrender to the darkness) into being my happy submissive sex slut–along with her sister submissive sluts.

Together, we form a happy nihilist hedonist untangled kinky family. Life is good. While it lasts.

If this kind of shit is “triggering” to you, or if you’re “concerned” about me, please leave my novel IMMEDIATELY. Yes, I’m having a “manic” episode. My entire *life* is a manic episode, don’t you get that already? This is what mania is for! To live life as an exciting novel, on the edge. To feel something. To feel one’s mortality in every moment, and obliterate it with an overwhelming rush of life force. Not to anesthetize yourself from the pain of your own death and the ultimate meaninglessness of your existence. Not to live life as an episode of Seinfeld, the way most losers live. Seinfeld is nihilism for losers.

If you’d just like to watch for the ride as a reader, to be entertained, that’s cool. Just respect. I promise this shit is going to be really entertaining. In fact, it already *is* entertaining, if you could only see all the footage we’re shooting together, and will be releasing as demonic porn soon. (Mwuah ha ha)

Still controlling your bi-polar disorder with diet, exercise, and pornotopia, Michael? I’m sure Nina Hartley will have a wonderful time trying to reign in your insanity when you’re supposed to be producing her new web show. Daniel must be so proud.

https://www.facebook.com/OfficialNinaHartleyPage/videos/10153467845638216/?pnref=story

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Social Media Expert Julia Allison Needs Your Help. Again.

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Apologies for the second post on this – but if ANYONE in the Bay area knows of a competent / awesome petsitter for my little pup Lillydog this Friday through Sunday, I would GREATLY appreciate it … every one of my regulars is out of town!!!!

“Every one of my regulars”? As in orgy organizer Philippe Lewis and imaginary frat boy? Oh, Julie, please! And why should anyone respond when you never do?  You plunk down some topic on FB, from gay marriage to natural childbirth, and then never even bother to answer your critics, whether we’re talking homophobic asshole Kathy Bassford or Mark Ebner, who called you out for posting on a subject you know NOTHING about. You really are a fucking jerk.

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Updated: Meet Kathy Bassford, Julia Allison’s Hopping Mad Facebook Friend / Be Very Afraid

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A big RBD hello to Kathy Bassford! This delightful, if a tad bitter, senior citizen hails from Front Royal, Virginia, and counts among her FB likes: “Legally Blonde” – just like Donkey! – “Duck Dynasty,” and “America the Movie,” hypocritical adulterer Dinesh D’Souza’s bargain basement piece of propaganda. When Kathy isn’t watching Glenn Beck’s “Liberty Treehouse,” she’s foaming at the mouth over that nice gay couple down the block, now being treated with equal dignity under the law. How dare the Big Bully Supreme Court Justices grant those second-class citizens the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness!

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Whoa, sore loser Kathy, let’s dial it down a notch! And how dare you state that Julia Allison has sided with the bullies! According to Donkey, we’re the bullies and we certainly don’t want this expired snowflake on our team.

Far more disturbing than Kathy’s bitterness is Julie’s silence. Ms. Bassford posted her big girl pout on Friday and there has been no response from the social justice warrior, nor from polyamory crusader Ali Shanti, weekend lesbian Jena la Flamme, or “Queer” Michael Ellsberg, though they’re all sporting FB rainbow visages.

Update: The only thing that unsettles me more than Ali Shanti hinting that she and Fozzie will soon be new parents is Julia Allison posting about pregnancy.  Oh well, at least she’ll never be those gay bullies down the block who just adopted a special needs baby whose biological parents didn’t want her, eh, Kathy?

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All Things Rainbow: Ali Shanti Gives a Tip of the Tutu to Fellow Social Justice Warrior Julia Allison

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Donkey is goddamned thrilled that the geighs, especially the outdated stereotypes whom she adores, can get married. She’s even more thrilled now that OMG! Randi Zuckerberg came out of hiding & liked Julie’s FB rainbow justices.

Never forget:

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