Donkey & Her New Species-Appropriate Love

Epic fauxto shoot! Judy transformed! So wholesome, so fresh-faced, so phony!

Amazing indeed, Wendy. No one but you could have made a beau-stealing layabout still living off her father look like Rebecca of Sunnywoo Farm.

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A Rollicking Woo Grifter Roundup!

Our burro has been liking posts from various tribal con artists and presumably posting the drivel coming out of Rain’s “musician” FB page, but otherwise she’s been AWOL. Not so for the gods and goddesses with whom she consorts.

Nisha Moodley made a confession: she wants things! Best schedule another “women’s retreat” if you want more herbal potions, heh, Noodles?


Jena la Flamme went to Mexico to “heal from past trauma” while learning some grift enhancements. Voila! Feminine Radiance:


My life changed when I was introduced to the idea of feminine Radiance.

Until that moment I had a judgement against being “flashy.” I wore black most days, not because I loved it, but because it was “practical.”

I felt miserable about my shape, self-conscious of my appearance, and awkward about my sexuality.

I stayed home alone in lonely isolation, not ecstatic solitude.

These were not fun days or nights.

I thought controlling my food and exercise would be the answer to feeling better about myself, but I was wrong.

To my surprise, it was tuning in to my feminine Radiance was the spark that did the trick.

When you allow it, it shines out to the world like a light, brightening the way for ourselves and others.

It’s something you can turn ON and turn UP at any age of stage of life. As women we have an infinite amount of radiance available to us, IF we have the courage to find it and let it out.

To show you the practical steps I used to gain this courage, and to go from feeling bloated, heavy, and pre-occupied with food and my weight, to loving my belly, feeling light on my feet, and celebrating the magic of my female body, so that you can do the same,

I’m offering a free Masterclass called:
The Radiance Formula: How to Lighten Up, Feel Gorgeous, & Shine Your Light with Confidence and Grace

In this live online Masterclass I’ll be sharing:
— How to look and feel lighter, physically and emotionally, and feel liberated with food and your body
— How to feel gorgeous, and be comfortable with being attractive and receiving attention
— How to be a source of light, and operate in the world with power, confidence and grace

I’m teaching this live class twice this Memorial Day weekend.
On Saturday, May 27th, at 3 PM ET | noon PT
And on Monday, May 29th, at 3 PM ET | noon PT

Reserve your spot here and join me live if you can for a dynamic session.

I’ll be freshly returned from 2 weeks of intensive studies of feminine Radiance at a women’s retreat in Mexico and I’m excited to be sharing these ideas and practices with you, as I personally glow like never before.
One of the keys of feminine Radiance is not doing it alone so join me and we can do this together.
Join me for The Radiance Formula.

With love,
Jena la Flamme

Who doesn’t dream of being a flashy goddess? Sign me up, la Fraud!

Meanwhile, Jena’s Deadbeat Dad of a husband is supposedly seeing his children for the first time in over six months. Fivehead posted a couple of eyebrow-raising fauxtos.

Lazy grifter on wheels:

Dueling manbuns:

One of Jena’s regular houseguests, stomach-churning Christina Morassi, took the profits from her ridonkulous “PleasureCEO” conference and ran away to Paris:

Over in Boulder, Ali Shanti is awash in bitcoin fantasies, and one of her former pieces posted his most flattering fauxto ever. Wait, could Fozzie be the grandson of George W. Bush?!

Finally, lordy, lordy, look who’s turning …

Rogue? I can’t.

Bottom Picture: We’re lost without you too, Judy!

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Updated: Chad Phutureprimitive Is Doing DEEP WORK & Donkey Approves

The Jawa confronts HIS pain:

No comment from Donkey but look who did weigh in:

More Deep Thoughts from PhuturePhuckPhace:

Uh, aren’t Chad & Julie living the Cali dream? Among the erudite comments …

Is Donkey coaching ILRY on his FB posts, or is she actually writing them? These posts read exactly like the crap we used to see on her page. What do you think? And like Donkey, ILYR never responds. Thoughts?

It must suck to be always third on the bill or further down:

Will Donkey dance for us at Red Rocks?

Update: PhuturePhuckPhace’s latest on FB. Celebrities & the law of attraction, followed by a bland query? There is no way in hell that Judy isn’t posting this crap.

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Updated: Rain PhuturePhuckPhace Attempts To Grow A Pair

As noted in the previous post’s comments, Tiny&Cute, Rain Phutureprimitive’s ex, just discovered that he and Julia Allison were hooking up when he was still in a relationship with Tiny. The post was deleted but a reader took some screenshots:

This just in:

Will Julie be putting in an appearance, too?

Update: YOO HOO! Donkey finally made a public FB post, once again kissing Bear Kittay’s ass, with 15 minutes of the greatest love the world has ever known. See Randi Zuckerberg, Ryan Allis, Brit Moron, Elizabeth Gilbert, etc., etc.

Is our burro “working” for Sgt. Pepper? Is she “working” for Empact Labs, the woo “media company” that produced this crap?

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Green Card Blues: Deadbeat Dad Is Off To Switzerland While Jena la Fraud Cruises Mexican Beaches

Six months, eh, Jena? Didn’t the INS appreciate your deadbeat husband’s cacao ceremonies?

Tell us more, Jena! No multiple o’s? Did the new roomie help out with the sensual oils? If you don’t post it to social media, it never happened.

Geez, Jena, isn’t Sacha in his antlers hotter than some stranger in a g-string?

Who’s paying for all of the leisure, Fivehead? Patricia Ellsberg? Any cold hard cash you might have netted from Insurance Scamming 101?


Bottom Picture: That Harpo Marx always leaves me in stitches, and he’s so VERY GOOD LOOKING!

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