“No, Gilly, no! We’re still salivating over Donkey’s AirBNB listing and don’t want to hear about those feelthy bottom feeders!”
Those unwashed bottom feeders are all Juliar has left, kittens. They’re the only folks still willing to take her calls and even they won’t be around for long, so let’s point & giggle while circling the bottom of the drain.
Jena La Phlegm threw a party, drumroll, “The Pleasure Zone of Erotic Innocence” AKA ***The Pleasurable Weight Loss Book Launch Party*** and pleasurably thanked her ex-husband and BDSM playmate, Stinky Smellsberg:
Sigh… We co-created something and we just launched it into the world. It was emotional for both of us.
Meanwhile, Smellsberg posted an endless, and I do mean endless, screed that’s both an Eben-esque ploy to get women into bed and a shill for his pimping services. I only made it through the opening and closing paragraphs, and then promptly vommed in the shower:
How to Be a Woman’s Best Sexy Friend
For women who are mostly into men, a woman’s Best Sexy Friend is the sexually experienced man she can explore her sexuality with (or aspects of her sexuality that have been repressed, and that she wants to unleash) without the pressures of a relationship, and without fear of being judged or shamed for her sexuality. Often, this is in service to her finding “The One”–in service to her being totally sexually open, awakened, alive and ready for her match.
This is different than a “fuck buddy” because I take the word *friend* VERY seriously. When you are woman’s best sexy friend, you are showing up for her first and foremost as a FRIEND–a true friend–in the realm of sexuality, and beyond. Instead of being her BFF, you are her BSF. There is a code of honor for earning the privilege of being a woman’s BSF, and I take that code very seriously.
There are probably more Rules in the Code of Honor for Being a Woman’s Best Sexy Friend, but these are the main ones I can think of now. Guys, if you practice this Code of Honor impeccably, she will feel totally safe, honored, respected, and seen in your presence, and she will feel totally comfortable and excited to explore her sexuality with you, even the “freaky” and naughty sides that she rarely lets out otherwise. Life gets really exciting, really fast, when this happens.
Guys, if you want to learn how to be a woman’s Best Sexy Friend, in a way that will have her totally grateful to have you in her life, join my email list for this at the bottom of this page here (http://bit.ly/1EglG0o).
And Ladies, if you’d like to learn how to find a male Best Sexy Friend that you trust, and can explore with safely, join my email list for women, at the bottom of that page too. I believe all single women should have a BSF while they search for The One, and I have a lot of thoughts to share on how to find one.
I’m going to be writing a lot more on this to these private lists, one for men and one for women, in the coming months.
I have also set up secret FB groups, one for men and one for women, to discuss how to find a BSF, and how to be a great BSF to each other. Let me know in the comments section or in private message if you’d like to be a part of these groups.
And, once I have a critical mass of both genders in these groups, I’ll start matchmaking!
Ali Shanti, thuch a theckthy goddess! I didn’t think it was possible, but Ye Olde Raunch found even more justification for her greedy, narcissistic, inconsiderate – did I leave anything out? – ways, which should come in handy the next time she’s trying to wear down her 70-year-old mother and steal the retiree’s meager savings, because the world needs more Ali Shitty videos:
“Practice ‘Selfish Generosity’ by recognizing that selfish is the new sexy.” – Garrison Cohen
Please spread the word.
Your selfishness (in the form of infinite self care, adornment, recognition of your wholeness) is the sexiest thing imaginable. And from that place, there is no limit on your generosity. You can truly give it all away. From the overflow.
This is (y)our birthright.