Ali Shanti’s Pussy

Ali turns to Booster Blake (not his real name), who works for Restorative Youth Services of Virginia, to explain how The Pussy Project works:

So, basically 10 guys get off listen in while women spill the secrets of of their yoniverse? Let the hosannas begin!

Oh, and there’s this:

Let the good parenting continue! Mom of the Year goes joyriding with her daughter. Are helmuts for saps, Ali, or just for those who want to ensure their own safety and that of their children’s while NOT breaking the law?

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Jess Johnson Would Like To Thank Donkey, Avocado, Rain PhuturePhuckPhace, and The Academy For Being Part Of Her “Divine Plan” To Conquer The Music Biz

Claiming Julia Allison as a best friend is all one needs to know about The Caterwauler.

Oh no! Jaahaas’s Patreon donations have dwindled down to $135/mo, hardly the 6k that Cory Tanner Glazier said we should be giving this agent of global change, nor the 8k/mo that Jaahass initially requested:

Bottom Brain Teaser! Where’s Duckface among the diverse array of long-haired (mostly) white woo goddesses?

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Donkey’s “Girls” Get All Dolled Up & Film Themselves Exploiting The Elderly For YouTube Dollars

Donkey was AWOL for over a week, including VD – SHE LOVES YOU RAIN!! – but she popped in this morning, around 2am California time, to post this condescending-as-fuck video of “my girls Julia and Taryn.” I’m sure they’ll be some defenders here – the comments on Flusher’s FB page consist of fanboys telling her how beautiful she is – but this appalling VD stunt annoyed me to no end:

No wonder no actor/musician of any repute will have anything to do with these narcissistic youtube whores. No wonder Toilet Julia is dating a con artist in the Shanti tradition. Ask me how I really feel!

Bottom Picture! Harpo Marx, husband to insurance scammer Jena la Flamme, practices the art of fellatio:

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Dirty Dancing: Devin Stetler Gets Sensual & Sweaty With Papa Chevalier’s Grandson/Husband

Just doing what straight guys do everywhere. I particularly enjoyed Debbie’s Tom Cruise drug face at the end of the fucked up tango:

Bottom Video! When Devin banged donkeys and not men:

Bottom Picture! Together forever – what is their secret?

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Money Can Buy Your Way Into Anything

Wow. Just. Wow. I listened for four minutes, giving up when Yellow Teefs was blithering on and on about tech and Judiasm – please just shut the fuck up!

No thumbs up from Donkey? They were sisters! They threw bi curious birthday parties together, during which OMG! Randi’s friends made Julia feel so welcome:

Those were the days, my friend, we thought they’d never end …

Poor Donkey. Rain will probably be far away, banging a groupie, when she turn the big 36. Our broken-down burro will be forced to spend her special day with BDSM skank Roxanne DePalma and Dead Russian Hooker #2. SAD!

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