After about 20 years spent plotting and scheming to one day land a big, ostentatious, cheesy white wedding by marrying a dude, preferably a wealthy one willing to pay with the rest of his life, Donk is FINALLY getting married today.
To herself. Because who the hell else would have her?
We have enlisted spies and are hoping those spies send images and video as soon as possible. However, there is no judgment in Black Rock City, except for the widespread judgment of anyone with an Internet connection, so fingers crossed, BITCHES (EDS: Didn’t your mother teach you any manners? Don’t say BITCHES on RBD — or anywhere else. I am reporting you.)
Feel the joy, angry type-A haters! We are finally getting our wedding!