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A Note to Charlsie

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Can we call you Charlsie? We don’t know much about you, but we do enjoy reading the QOD, if only because it’s the only venue where NS readers can revolt against our Trio of Banality (until now, that is). We’ve learned that you’re the intern, responsible for deleting comments and probably scooping up Lily’s poo, but beyond that, you’re a mystery.

Oh Charlsie, we feel for you. Why are you there? Get out while you still can. We know, the economy sucks, and the media is dying. But Julia Allison is not the road to world/media domination, despite her claims to the contrary.

Turn around now, and erase this from your memory (and resume) before it’s too late.

RB: Julia, Jan 12 – 8:46pm

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More conversational wit and witticism from Our Lady, bunnies:

* Me: I just want a couch like THAT! [gestures towards giant L shaped couch in Palazzo suite]
* Megan Alagna: Yeah! It’s super wide so you could have sex on it.
* Me: Uh … I wasn’t thinking sex. I was thinking naps.
* Megan Alagna: I was thinking sex, because I haven’t had it in six months.
* Me: HA.
* Megan Alagna: Then again, you haven’t had a nap in six months.
* Me: This is so very true.

RB: Julia, Jan 12 – 7:24pm

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Hi bunnies! A cryptic conversation for you to decipher:

* Me: I’ll look it over before you send it.
* Megan Alagna: What, you gonna give it the JA seal of approval?
* Everyone: [hysterical laughter]
* Me: FEISTY!
* Megan Alagna: That’s because I’ve just spent six straight days with YOU.

What does it mean?!

RB: Julia, Jan 12 – 3:41am

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The NS girls are busy checking their stats! What will the bunnies do to celebrate 1 million?

Meghan & I just checked our Google analytics (yes, we’re up ridiculously late, per usual), and these are the numbers for December 12 – January 11. It’s the best month we’ve had so far, and this is over the holidays!!

We’re going to hit a million pageviews by January 20th, I know it.

RB: Julia, Jan 12 – 1:24am

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We’re baaaaaack! First order of business: Let’s talk about Julia and her producer, Megan Alagna. What do you think Megan gets paid to be a part of this fabulous venture? Are there health benefits? We want to know! Here’s what Our Lady of Introspection (credit: Reblogging Julia) has to say:

We voted our producer Megan Alagna MVP of CES. She is simply unflappable. And frankly, we would defenestrate ourselves (or each other) without her.

Ooh, ten dollar words, Julia! What say you, dear masses?