Poofy: Everything go so well in her worlds, peoples!!!!!

So the bloated one has taken her sausage fingers, dialed a car services (HOW?!?!?) and gotten to the airport in San Fransisquin, loaded her...

UPDATE — Breaking: It Appears Someone Got a “Job!”

Just got the final draft of the contract for my new job - which I was approached for back on May ...

Oh No

During the Michigan Avenue shoot today! Donkey is defacing the Chicago skyline, one of my favorite skylines in the world. Please, woman, cover those things...