I’m Sorry, But Julia’s Family is Really Lame

My dad is READING US POEMS about snowflakes. I am ... Incredulous. My mom is jumping around the kitchen making egg nog. Literally jumping. Hysterical. Julia...

Julia Allison’s Mom Still Putting Up With Julia Allison

Julia Allison's mom Nancy or Jillian or whothefuckever her name is, is still putting up with her daughter slobbing about being unproductive. Shuffling around in...

Donksgiving, Julia Allison Style!

Julia Allison, new media expert, spent Donksgiving with the olds back in the burbs. Oh they had such a funny funny funtimes! That is...

Julia Allison Knows That Wednesday Is The New Friday

While you are at work praying for it to be 5pm Friday, Julia Allison, expert time management manager, is somewhere in a suburban Applebee's...