Notice That Julia Allison Wants Nothing To Do With the Mexican Snowman

These snowmen - down the block from my parents’ house - are just badass. Racist. Also, get off these people's lawn, you asshole! My Lord! The Booger...

What??!?? Momsers Has Allowed NuttyGrannyMoneyBags Into The Family Abode?

Back home - just in time to surprise my entire family for the dinner in honor of Britt & Allie, back from their honeymoon...

Why Anyone Would Want Janice Dickenson to Stand in Their Wedding, I’ll Never Know

Decked out in Bridesmaid Finery (dress by @ChloeandReese, jewelry by @RanjanaKhan) in my parents' backyard.

Julia Allison Word of the Day: "Dichotomy"

Since Julia is in love with $4 words, I thought I'd teach her a new one, especially because it sounds so much nicer than...

Hey, Jules, The Holidays are Over

Am incapable of physically exiting my parents' place today, although I am starving & desperately crave sustenance. Total holiday paralysis. It's not holiday paralysis. You...