Updated: Social Media Expert Julia Allison Shills Sports Bra, Says TTFN

Summer yoga at my parents' on Lake Michigan. Wearing my Coobie! smile emoticon OMG! OMG! OMG! And if that Coobie isn't exciting enough, Donkey posted four...

Updated: You’re The Real Winner, Peter Baugher!

He's been funding her lazy raft ass for 34 years and here's how Donkey says thank you: Father's Day 5k next to Northwestern U this...

Can You Change the Upload Date on Vimeo?

Because somehow a wily donkey snuck this one in among the chilling "We need to talk about Julia" videos. She seems slightly less demonic...

Deep Thoughts From a Wistful Donkey

Sometimes you just know what you know and must be courageous: Steam rises off the lake this morning at my parents' home before my mother...

Updated: Jacy Misses You, Darlings! / Julia Allison Misses Her Childhood, Discovers She’s Still...

Just got an e-mail from our intrepid leader, who's been halfway around the world on business and will be back soon. Unlike Julia Allison,...