Updated: #pleasurableindolence

"Momsers, I'm starving! Be a dear and whip up a gluten-free deep dish pizza. You know how I love your cooking! Oh, and Cory...

Updated With Fauxtos: Wilmette Police Blotter: Break-In At Lakeside Assisted Living Facility

Update: Lazy Donkey pays tribute to the man who's paid her bills for the last 35 years: Happy Father's day to a truly brilliant, ethical,...

Donkey Bits

Whodunit? Ali, for the last time, please remove your tongue from Julia's bunghole. Her father will not be signing up for the Super Duper "Exclusive"...

Fauxto Album: A Very Booger Christmas

Nine likes already for this ineffable album, including Ahmed Alghamrawy, Gökhan Kozan, Vikasitha Tharinda Singhawanshage, Paramahansa Pramanik, Benjamin Londoño Quintero, Dashiel Lagare, Waseem Ahmed,...

Updated: What Up, Donkey?

Crickets for two days? After that barrage of tacky fauxtos? Did Nehi finally put her foot down and refuse to snap anymore posed candids?...