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Fauxto Album: A Very Booger Christmas

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Updated: Social Media Expert Julia Allison Shills Sports Bra, Says TTFN

Summer yoga at my parents' on Lake Michigan. Wearing my Coobie! smile emoticon OMG! OMG! OMG! And if that Coobie isn't exciting enough, Donkey posted four...