Donkey is on Her Way to the Ass Pen

24 hours until Aspen. Counting the minutes. Sorry, the joke was too easy. I guess she doesn't want to be alone, when someone else is...

Update: Yoo Hoo, Julia Allison Stayed At The Home Of A Rich Burner Boy!

Last night I stayed at a Burning Man friend's beautiful Miami home - and when he woke me up out of a deep sleep,...

Puke

Anyone who is genuinely in love doesn't need to bray about it to this extent, amirite? Sit down, Donkey. From Facebook: I have fallen deeply...

Julia Allison Is A Healthy Role Model

Julia Allison, former eating disorder haver, is sounding like a SuperDiet google ad these days. Determined to pack that raft into a gymnasium for...

A Humble-Brag Stuffed With Stupidity

Planning a trip at the end of August to France with girl friends (for @FloreatMagdalen's 30th bday) - anything we should definitely do? Warning: profanity-laced rant...