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Anyone who is genuinely in love doesn't need to bray about it to this extent, amirite? Sit down, Donkey. From Facebook: I have fallen deeply...

Julia Allison Travels To Mystical Foreign Land Where She Will Inadvertantly Be Made To...

And no doubt she'll be a lazy ass donkey who fucks up that job too. En route to Peru for two weeks! (You know it's...

An American Donkey In Paris

  Somewhere in Paris right now, a Donkey is settling in. Has she demanded gluten-free pastries and baguette yet? Has she posed doing the kissy-face in front...

Update: Yoo Hoo, Julia Allison Stayed At The Home Of A Rich Burner Boy!

Last night I stayed at a Burning Man friend's beautiful Miami home - and when he woke me up out of a deep sleep,...

Despite Braying Endlessly About Her European Vacation, Donks Fails To Plan Her European Vacation

Julia Allison, ineffective dildo, has been braying for months about her amorous anniversary adventure to commemorate the greatest romance history has ever known, so much...