Julia Allison: Jesus, Mary and Donkey

Sometimes this shit just speaks for itself. There's this: Sigh Remember that Wife Fluffers article I was working on for Cosmo about, oh, say, a year ago? No? ...

Julia: Hoping Codename TK Is Reading And Thinks She Got Laid

Attempting to rouse myself from a power nap and get ready for date tonight. STILL hungover. Must rally must rally must rally. --- Rallied. about 7...

Annnnnnnnnnnnd, We’re Back

Awwww, it was just a tiny misunderstanding that has now been taking care of. Let's get back to business, shall we? I know we...

Julia Allison Contracts West Coast Salmon Flu

Julia Allison, upon returning from LA, found herself spawning germs all over the Pink Palace. Text I just sent @CodeNameTK: "Sore throat, sniffles, fever, shivering...

Julia Allison: Fuck You, TK

So Julia's clam dungeon had some sea cucumber stuffed in it last night. And you know what? I don't fucking care. I just ate the...