That Was Two Years Ago! Feel Free To Relax!

Nothing to see here, political family! Julia Allison was really trying to infer that some dude she suggestively ate marshmallows with one time was...

Donkey: What a Fun Date

Months ago we heard from a commenter the true reason why Codename TK shed no tears when Donkey busted his ass and they ended...

Julie Albertson: The Queen of Melodrama

All this sighing and fretting about her great love and her terrible, dreadful fears regarding Pancakes McCain! Where are the smelling salts, Miss Scarlett? Let's...

Donkey Developments

So for the first time, Donk has divulged some state secrets. As we already knew, it was indeed Lasagna who linked Codename TK's true...

Donkey’s Long-Distance Relationship “Advice” Chock Full o’ Lies

Oh boy. In response to a hilarious "reader e-mail" (wouldn't a normal person excise the "you look radiant" part of the e-mail if the...