Nuckin’ Futs, The Wedding Edition: “Sacred Couple” Donkey Allison & Eben Pagan Honor Blond...

Our dear Rhoda pointed me towards the wack video of Dmitriy Kozlov & Mariana Grace's epic pair-bonding ceremony at Camp Septic. All the gregdamn...

The World Anxiously Awaits Julia Allison’s OMG! “Amazing” Recording About Healthy Relationships; Site Update

MTV Superstar Baya Voce, Donk's partner-in-presentation-slime at Camp Septic, is banging Tim Ferrit. Wonder if he makes her walk 30 paces behind him when...

Once Again, Donkey Is SO PROUD!

YES!!! Thank you so much, Tim Ferriss, for being a leader in this public discussion. I believe these medicines - when used properly, with...

Donks Is Allergic To Paris

A great international tragedy has befallen us, and by "us" I mean everyone, everywhere. Julia Allison proclaimed that her throat has succumbed to the...

Donkey Back-Pedals, Realizing Her Online Spewings Make No Sense

So despite saying Doctor No. 1 had put her on antibiotics, a desperately spinning Spider Donkey now says oh no no no, she simply...