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Ads for cheap minute rice adorn Jordo's IG story feed. Delicious! But it gets better ... and weirder. This is Sweet Bu: a shoebox-sized candy...

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My word, this exhibitionist/opportunist is annoying! She uploads glamour faxuto after glamour fauxto, occasionally with cryface, to Instagram, all the while bemoaning the "emotional...

MILF heARTist Poised To Hit The Big Time

Superstardom is just around the corner for Jess Magic, the self-proclaimed soul-stirring songstress and muse for today's generation of changemakers. She's following up her...

Julia Allison, Who Couldn’t Be Bothered To Attend Any Women’s Marches, Will Be Smashing...

Surely purchasing a tee-shirt for $50 will ensure Planned Parenthood clinics stay open? Bottom Picture! The Masculine rescues The Feminine and pays for drinks, dinner, frocks,...

Deep Thoughts & Woo Shills with Julie Albertson

Did potential San Diego mark Cory Glazier hook up with Donkey & receive a delicious second date blowjob? "Dating" needs a rebrand. We should call...