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Highlights For Children: Fifth-Grader Hopping Mad At First Daughter!

Dear Mrs. Baugher: The editors at Highlights regret to inform you that we cannot publish your daughter's essay on Ivanka Trump for our "First Children"...

Judy & Ivanka: The Honeymoon Is Over & The Hooves Are Up

Donkey was too busy recovering from her vacation from vacation-itis to attend the extraordinary Women's March, but this committed feminist has a few choice...

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Donkey Desperately Needs Financial Help, Tells Doctors To Fuck Off

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