Highlights For Children: Fifth-Grader Hopping Mad At First Daughter!

Dear Mrs. Baugher: The editors at Highlights regret to inform you that we cannot publish your daughter's essay on Ivanka Trump for our "First Children"...

Judy & Ivanka: The Honeymoon Is Over & The Hooves Are Up

Donkey was too busy recovering from her vacation from vacation-itis to attend the extraordinary Women's March, but this committed feminist has a few choice...

Inner Rage Beasts Emerges

I don't think anything disproportionately infuriates me more than a voicemail that asks me to call back, but DOESN'T SPECIFY WHY. Yes, wow, the nerve...

Move Over Sugar, Online ‘Bullying,’ Girls Who Eat Swiss Chard But Pretend They Eat...

Oh for fuck's sake. I am honestly surprised it took a donkey who once posed for porny photos on Gawker so long to start...

Try to Keep the ROFLs to Yourself…

I can't even watch Weiner talk. It's too painful. Why do men who were so blessed with beautiful, intelligent, amazing wives, do this?? WHY?? TO...