Ariel White, AKA Dead Russian Hooker #2, Proclaims February “Self-Abuse Month”

Dumb, oversexed Ariel White's contribution to our planet consists of hiring Balinese women (cheap labor!) to sew the yoni dolls that she markets online....

Untangled Vomiting: Michael Ellsberg’s Authentic Thexthy Podcasts

Handbag thought Smelly's smelly, gross podcasts about his penis deserved their own post - "He needs to be taken apart by this crowd" -...

Yoo Hoo, Tony! Donkey’s Double Suck Up

After dropping in unannounced at The Lakeside Assisted Living Facility, Julia Allison gave Dadsers the male equivalent of EAT BRAY LOVE - of course...

Julia Allison Tells Her 24,000 Twitter Followers That This Chick Will Make Men Jizz...

And it was a completely random observation, I might add: Today is better than my birthday (that's also cause I was sick on my b-day)!!!!...

Really?

The World According to Donkey, notorious cheater: Just saw a headline in a major woman's magazine "Is Sexting a Gateway to Cheating?" Um ... no....