Happy 4th: Mental Dental & Christopher Life Promise To Make America Great Again!

One person who was, and is, touched left this fauxto in the comments: A historic meeting of the minds soon followed! DEEP, and we're not talking...

The Devil In Miss Morassi

Christina Morassi, the nastiest woo in Wooville, takes her cue from Georgina Spelvin: Morass is currently in Ubud, of course, on a three-month sabbatical from...

Happy Ending: Ali Shanti Turns 74, Gives Mental Dental A “Massage”

The old raunch recently turned 74 and celebrated the big day by sending out an endless message to her listserv. Though Ali's big reveal...

Updated, Now With Love! Woo Slumming: Donkey Yoo Hoos Jairek, Skankatron Goes Mental, And...

Jairek Robbins, married son of OMG! Tony, posts non-stop on FB. Yet despite having a big name daddy, Jairek receives 2-3 likes for most...
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How Do You Spell WOO? I Spell It A-S-S-H-O-L-E

I made a quick trip through FB Wooville and discovered the above eyeroller. Teasing the boys! Tho cute! Tho hip! Even I thought Jaahass had...