Why Must Alex Marson Be A Teenager In Love?

My, my, how many times have we seen similarly gushy, adolescent Hallmark TV-movie posts from Donkey's suitors? One year ago today, I posted a photo...

Subtle

So Donk seems to be warming up to A. deliver another second-date blow job, if she hasn't already and then B. ruin the relationship...

Emotionally Stunted Donkey Mistakes Representation for Reality – Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

Dumb Donkey Allison is again deep (DEEP!) in thought about L-O-V-E and wondering why she can't hold on to a man longer than a...

May I Rant?

This still grinds my gears. And now I can feel it coming. I'm *almost* ready to open my heart for a serious partner. Not now....

Douche

My God, what an insufferable douchebag. "I thought you might be." 1. If this is really about some poor stinky hippie who's banging a donkey,...