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Dodi Had Better Patent The Cure For Cancer Because Donk Is Going To Take...

On a Monday morning she's dreaming of more vacations from vacation-itis and Porsches? What would her woo brethren say about lusting after material things? Oh...

Julia Allison Is Basking In The Afterglow Of Her Metamorphosis Into A Donkey

Ah, Camp Septic. The goddesses stage a tribute to Bob Guccioni's "Caligula." I fear Dead Russian Hooker #2 is playing the syphilitic Tiberius. She...

Dear God, Please, No Pregnant Donkey!

Preston Temple, hubby to Donk's bestie Rebecca Jean Alonzi and a masculine who "attacks life with a nearly indistinguishable mixture of extraordinary genius and...

Donkey Is A Journalith, A Lov-ah, An Author At Non-Existent BOOK, And … An...

Next month's Hive Entrepreneurial Retreat features only THE most esteemed speakers! The last we heard re: Donkey on the "work" front, she was helping a...

Updated: Donkey Downs Ayahuasca & God Knows What Else At Camp Septic, With Or...

Chad McNally told his "fans" that he'd be sitting out Burning Man, but soulmate Julia Allison definitely made the trek to the playa: One more...