So Apparently Donks Was In Synchronized Swimming

For a person that is NOT RANDOM, that's pretty random. I mean, what is synchornized swimming anyways? I don't understand it myself, because a)...

Hey, Here is Donkey’s Yearbook Photo!

  Look at that beautiful butterfly up there! So arresting! So credentialed! To believe it all started with this.   Don't worry, bunnies. I know you are...

UPDATE: Donk NOT Caught In Another Lie. Twitter Did Not Fuck Up! We Haters...

Remember last week, when Donkey Tweeted she was headed to this noble event and had even been requested to do one of her horrifyingly...