So Apparently Donks Was In Synchronized Swimming

For a person that is NOT RANDOM, that's pretty random. I mean, what is synchornized swimming anyways? I don't understand it myself, because a)...

Hey, Here is Donkey’s Yearbook Photo!

  Look at that beautiful butterfly up there! So arresting! So credentialed! To believe it all started with this.   Don't worry, bunnies. I know you are...

UPDATE: Donk NOT Caught In Another Lie. Twitter Did Not Fuck Up! We Haters...

Remember last week, when Donkey Tweeted she was headed to this noble event and had even been requested to do one of her horrifyingly...

What A Coincidence! Donkey Just Happens TO KNOW The Person A Reader “E-mailed” Her...

What are the chances??!??! DEAR JULIA: I know you’re from the Chicago area — have you heard of Jenna Benn and her blog, KillitintheButt.com (http://KillitintheButt.com),...

Oh, The Donkey Outside Is Frightful. . .

Christmas tree shopping today at New Trier I guess when you're homeless in the deathly chill of winter, it's always nice to have something to...