Julia Allison Has Abandoned Her Dog

For weeks we have asked, "Where the fuck is Lilly?" The answer? Abandoned to Long Island. Yes, Julia Allison has officially left New York and...

Lasagna Lambastes Lazy Loser

Something tells me that when Julia hoofs it to the airport to catch her one-way flight to Chicago, Lasagna will celebrate by going on...

Let The Packing/Moving High Comedy Begin

Hooray! Let the Family Circus-calibre witticisms begin! Megan: Jesus, how many tutus do you HAVE?! Me: Uh ... well, I'm probably the only person who...

Who The Hell Are These Fools?

It's a NonSociety party! Who are those people? I recognize Julie Albertson and that dim bulb sitting behind her, and TJ with his really bad...

Presented Without Comment

Megan: If you were my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend, I wouldn't want you talking to him either! Me: BUT SHE'S A MODEL!! Because, really. Do I even need...