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Wet Burro, Or, When The World’s Oldest Groupie Jumped Into Rick Rubin’s Hot Tub

Earlier this year, shortly after Donk allegedly bragged about plotting to make former CEO Travis Kalanick fall in love with her, our burro was...

Updated: Sex & The City Nearly Ruined Integrity-Fueled Donkey’s Life

In today's New York Post. Thank to Epictetis Joke for the alert! Ten years ago, on May 27, 2008, I was on top of the...

Donkey Sucks Up To Superstars & It Pays Off – Now With Rainbow-Approved EPIC...

Our burro loves to kiss celebrity and/or moneyed ass, be it Dave & Brit or Bear & Kitty or even Julie Hagerty: Missing Lilly, Donkey,...

Hypocritical Donkey With Bad Memory

I find it strange that Donk is on FB praising Alicia Keys for confiscating smartphones at her concerts. "Brilliant solution," a donkey brays. "I...

Down Donkey Lane, In Which Our Burro Clomps Past Security, Crashes Private Parties

Julia Allison has been waxing nostalgic about her sordid past, commenting on fauxtos she posted back in 2008. Dusty Documentary Series writes: For newbies: The swimsuit...