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Yoo Hoo, Founder Wives, Have You Seen My New LinkedIn Page?

Birdies chirp! Donk has been grasping at potential "industry connections." Her latest target was allegedly Sean Parker's wife, Alexandra. Our burro apparently tried the...

Wet Burro, Or, When The World’s Oldest Groupie Jumped Into Rick Rubin’s Hot Tub

Earlier this year, shortly after Donk allegedly bragged about plotting to make former CEO Travis Kalanick fall in love with her, our burro was...

Updated: Sex & The City Nearly Ruined Integrity-Fueled Donkey’s Life

In today's New York Post. Thank to Epictetis Joke for the alert! Ten years ago, on May 27, 2008, I was on top of the...

Donkey Sucks Up To Superstars & It Pays Off – Now With Rainbow-Approved EPIC...

Our burro loves to kiss celebrity and/or moneyed ass, be it Dave & Brit or Bear & Kitty or even Julie Hagerty: Missing Lilly, Donkey,...

Trip Down Memory Lane: Donkey’s Ivanka Trump Obsession

Remember when Donk was obsessed with Ivanka Trump? Not long ago she routinely expressed her admiration of Ivanka. Now she's on Twitter suggesting The Donald...