Yoo Hoo, Founder Wives, Have You Seen My New LinkedIn Page?

Birdies chirp! Donk has been grasping at potential "industry connections." Her latest target was allegedly Sean Parker's wife, Alexandra. Our burro apparently tried the...

The Donkey Centipede: Julia Allison Permanently Glues Her Third Nose To Brit Morin’s Bunghole

OMG. Brit Morin, I think they made a movie about you ... when will Brit + Co start hiring Senior Interns?!?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZU3Xban0Y6A Ah, yes. From Nancy Meyers,...

Julia Allison Sticks Her Third Nose Up The Ass of a Grieving Widow. Again.

If you do NOTHING ELSE TODAY but read this and sit with it, your day will be worthwhile. Donkey then shares Sheryl Sandberg's long post...

Donkey Woman / Stalled Stall

Well, well, it turns out Donkey's mark in L.A. is none other than octogenarian movie/TV hack Garry Marshall. Did ass kissing agent Steven play...

The Inimitable Julia Allison Kisses More Rich Ass

Oh, Donkey. Bidness advice from a woo-ey Bel Air divorcée living off her wealthy ex-husband? And since "hard work" is out of the question,...