UPDATE: Donkey Miraculously Recovers From Deathly “Kidney Infection” That Sent Her To The “Hospital,”...

What a strange donkey. Just 12 hours after diagnosing herself with a kidney infection and claiming to be heading to the hospital, she was...

Get A New Dentist

At my orthodontist's now. They had to move root canal to next week, after my trips to LA & SF. One more week of...

Desperately Ill Cupcake-Hoovering Yo-Yo Dieting Donkey Finally Has “Hope”

Just saw a new doctor here in New York about my celiac disease - and for the first in years, I actually have hope...

Donkey Back-Pedals, Realizing Her Online Spewings Make No Sense

So despite saying Doctor No. 1 had put her on antibiotics, a desperately spinning Spider Donkey now says oh no no no, she simply...

How Many Antibiotics Is This Donkey On?

I thought the doctor put her on antibiotics yesterday and "grounded" her. And then she flew anyway, and went to another city, and went to...