Get A New Dentist

At my orthodontist's now. They had to move root canal to next week, after my trips to LA & SF. One more week of...

Desperately Ill Cupcake-Hoovering Yo-Yo Dieting Donkey Finally Has “Hope”

Just saw a new doctor here in New York about my celiac disease - and for the first in years, I actually have hope...

Donkey Back-Pedals, Realizing Her Online Spewings Make No Sense

So despite saying Doctor No. 1 had put her on antibiotics, a desperately spinning Spider Donkey now says oh no no no, she simply...

How Many Antibiotics Is This Donkey On?

I thought the doctor put her on antibiotics yesterday and "grounded" her. And then she flew anyway, and went to another city, and went to...

UPDATED: The “Can’t Go To Paris” Ploy

UPDATE: Sorry, Type-A haters, I didn't see her Facebook post in which she first unveiled the ploy. Literally the first time I’ve gotten sick in...