Julia: The Return of "Ineffable"

Off to brunch with the ineffable Caroline McCarthy (@Caro) at Maison on 57th Street. I. AM. STARVING. Eggs & lox, get thee to my...

A Whopping Six of Her 201K Followers Gave Enough of a Fuck To Retweet...

Oh dear. More than 24 hours after the greatest New York Times piece ever published, and only a handful of retweets from her tens...

More Like Peripathetic, AMIRIGHT?!?!

It has been speculated that Donkey's shill for the nation that gave us "Knowing Me, Knowing You," decorating ideas via the first few seasons...

As Someone Who Has Written Cover Stories, OH GOD SHUT UP

I'm in the midst of writing a speech right now that I'm meant to give tomorrow in LA to a group of hyper successful...

Julia Allison is a Writer

It is physically impossible to describe how cold it is in New York this evening without using expletives. Actually, it's not physically impossible, you dumb...