UPDATED: Psychotic Loon Asks: Should I Be A Trollop Who Wallops?

Donks has another article up on xojane, the website where women go to learn how to be horrible women. Today she advocates assault and...

Darling Julia!

Hmmmm. It appears Donk has a new favorite word: @nicholaslopez - darling, 83-year-olds don't need tampons ;) hahahha --- Playing on my new iMac's sick speakers right...

OMG She is Claiming To Be A Journalist Again

Stop. Having a Facebook page and writing one first-person piece a year about snagging a man does not make you a journalist. Stop insulting...

Someone Help This Poor Child

The despicable shit stain known to the Cherokee as Great Big Fat Person is making the gracious sacrifice to clear some time in her...

Julia: The Return of "Ineffable"

Off to brunch with the ineffable Caroline McCarthy (@Caro) at Maison on 57th Street. I. AM. STARVING. Eggs & lox, get thee to my...