Someone Help This Poor Child

The despicable shit stain known to the Cherokee as Great Big Fat Person is making the gracious sacrifice to clear some time in her...

“Writing Is Fun!” A Documentary Series With Mulia Mallison

Joan Didion expressed similar sentiments to me just this morning: You know things are going well with your writing when you've used Time Machine's backup...

Julia: Money Isn’t Everything, Mom and Dad!!

Can't wait to read this when it gets posted. I guess Jackles is taking some heat this Labor Day weekend for her inability to...

Julia: That’s Rich

Ohhh how I laughed: Deeply ambivalent about @ParisHilton tweeting "loves it" unrelentingly. I get that it's her new "fetch," but the repetition...

Brother Britt: Incomparably Unimaginative

Oh dear. It seems hard to believe sometimes that my poor dumb sister emerged from the womb of a former speechwriter. Mother knows not...