Julia Allison, International Columnist, Completely Gives Up on Nouns, Verbs

Young achievers are tutored in every soccer technique and calculus problem, but when it comes to their most important decisions—whom to marry...

OMG She is Claiming To Be A Journalist Again

Stop. Having a Facebook page and writing one first-person piece a year about snagging a man does not make you a journalist. Stop insulting...

Julie Albertson Knows How To Win Friends and Influence People, Literally

Julie Albertson, Queen of the Unnecessary Adverbs, has linked to some video compilation of Rachel Zoe saying "literally" a lot. You know, sort of...

Julia Allison Is Fucking Nuts

The writerly writer who writes just outdid the wooiest of her woo sisters. No wonder St. Martin's asked for their money back and told...

Updated, Now With Judy’s Red Hair! Weird Wednesday: Science Fiction Triple Feature

A dear cat peep sent me to a recent reddit post about Milo Yiannopoulos, everybody's favorite humanitarian, and our burro. I'd completely forgotten he'd...