Yoo Hoo, Founder Wives, Have You Seen My New LinkedIn Page?

Birdies chirp! Donk has been grasping at potential "industry connections." Her latest target was allegedly Sean Parker's wife, Alexandra. Our burro apparently tried the...

If She Had The Chance To Do It All Again, Tell Me, Would She?...

Which door will Baby Donk choose? BOOK was clearly in her from the beginning: As was the dancer's bun: Decisions, decisions, that's what a crucible does!...

The Judy Dos Donkey Trilogy: Journalithim, Jabs, Jaahass

1. Finally, someone has an important assignment for former TIME OUT NEW YORK sex columnist Judy Albertson. A hard hitting expose? Surely Judy is game?...

Updated, Now With LGBTQ Donkey: The Return Of Judy Journalith!

The new profile fauxto. Could our burro be signaling the return of BOOK? Is it just me or does Donkey look completely insane? Is she...

Updated, Now With Judy’s Red Hair! Weird Wednesday: Science Fiction Triple Feature

A dear cat peep sent me to a recent reddit post about Milo Yiannopoulos, everybody's favorite humanitarian, and our burro. I'd completely forgotten he'd...