Donkey’s Long-Distance Relationship “Advice” Chock Full o’ Lies

Oh boy. In response to a hilarious "reader e-mail" (wouldn't a normal person excise the "you look radiant" part of the e-mail if the...

Julia: Dishonest Weirdo

1. She post-dated this for reasons that puzzle me. 2. Oh please, Donk. We outed TK? You got "Beth" -- also known as Lasagna --...

UPDATE: "Hipster Lawyer" Reappears

Hipster Lawyer met the fam last night for Giordiano's deep dish spinach pizza, eggnog & conversation about education policy. He did well. ...

An Open Challenge to a Donkey

Hey there, princess. Since you never read here, I'd like to beseech you to do a couple of things to prove to your Internet...

Seriously, Who Are These Johns?

Hiptard Reject takes her to Hawaii. She's barely home and Demented Theme-Date Porker drops a small fortune on her in order to indulge yet...