Women’s Fall Fashions: DJ Commode for JC Penney

You'll look stunning in this poncho crafted from the genuine hair of Boulder yaks, with matching gold & black scarf that screams "matronly." Sorry for...

Shiny Donkey Is Shiny / Gross Skankatron Is Gross

The new profile fauxto. Damn, Donkey, what the hell is going on with your face? Time to thank The Academy: In LA, 2014. Tony Maesto...

Julia Allison Is Channeling Norman Bates

Wearing my grandmother's sweater (and her coat, not shown) for my nephew's baptism this morning. I wish she had been able to see this...

Win A Free Castoff Pink Unicorn Onesie From Spokesmodel Julia Allison!

Forget Yandy & Coobie! Julia Allison is shilling for the big leagues now: I love my new pink Unicorn onesie from Kigurumi Shop!!! There isn't...

Julia Allison, Profethinal Conference Hopper, Rounds Up The Grifters

Our "color-positive" (whatever the fuck that means) Donkey is officially working the woo conference/festival/bullshit circuit for all it's worth. She has begun to remind...