Updated: Horrified RBDer Encounters Fashion-Challenged Donkey In The Wild

Rainy, Rainy, go away! Has Donkey's cauldron of pain finally subsided? According to a loyal San Francisco reader: I am a long, long, long time...

The Poofy Years: Stop Blushing, Donkey, You’re An Inthpirathon!

Remember when Julia Allison wore designer frocks from bargain basement Allison Parris? Those poofy prom dresses that only mental defectives would wear? Unfortunately for Judy,...

Look At Me, Daddy! Donk Still Hoping To Pull Off Profethunal Cathual Persona

Above, the new (old) FB profile fauxto ... ... which was taken at the same time as the previous (old) profile fauxto: Is Donk about...

Batshit

Not long after sleuthy Brayella unearthed photos of a post-coital-looking Avocado with a hot skinny blond bathing suit/underwear model, Donkey posted this, just in...

Updated, Now With Nail: Lazy Layabout Complains About Having To Pack a Suitcase

Julia Allison 2 hrs · San Francisco, CA · Edited · Oh, Burning Man. Oh Burning Man. Oh, Burning Man. (sigh) You are SO MUCH WORK. Geez. Yep,...