Updated: Horrified RBDer Encounters Fashion-Challenged Donkey In The Wild

Rainy, Rainy, go away! Has Donkey's cauldron of pain finally subsided? According to a loyal San Francisco reader: I am a long, long, long time...

Updated, Now With Nail: Lazy Layabout Complains About Having To Pack a Suitcase

Julia Allison 2 hrs · San Francisco, CA · Edited · Oh, Burning Man. Oh Burning Man. Oh, Burning Man. (sigh) You are SO MUCH WORK. Geez. Yep,...

The Poofy Years: Stop Blushing, Donkey, You’re An Inthpirathon!

Remember when Julia Allison wore designer frocks from bargain basement Allison Parris? Those poofy prom dresses that only mental defectives would wear? Thank you to...

Julia Allison, Who Couldn’t Be Bothered To Attend Any Women’s Marches, Will Be Smashing...

Surely purchasing a tee-shirt for $50 will ensure Planned Parenthood clinics stay open? Bottom Picture! The Masculine rescues The Feminine and pays for drinks, dinner, frocks,...

Look At Me, Daddy! Donk Still Hoping To Pull Off Profethunal Cathual Persona

Above, the new (old) FB profile fauxto ... ... which was taken at the same time as the previous (old) profile fauxto: Is Donk about...