Julia: How To Lose a Guy in 10 Tweets?

I don't know, say I'm some Harvard dude. And I start dating this minor media celebrity, Jackles Allison. Bravely, I go on more than...

Julia: Subtle

After two Tweets last night about going to "Harvard Harley's" apartment -- insert eye roll here -- she ends the night with this: Can you...

Julia: Tweets of Continuing Madness

She might have lost four pounds but Jackles's little "vacation" and her "break from the Internet" has apparently done nothing to diminish the madness....

Julia: OMG OMG She’s Finally Got a Boyfriend And She’s Going To Blow It...

Tweet No. 1: Fastest change of clothes for a date EVER. Thank god he chose a place only ten blks from my house.Tweet No....

Yulia: Already doomed her next relashe

I follow this Twitter drama from my pig farm in Omsk, where my small oinkers are totes better at mating than Poofy is. Here...