Julia Allison Dumps Dodi For Moldy Stuffed Bear?

This fauxto is art? I don't believe Ursula le Guin would have accepted your contribution here, Julia, nor would she countenance her argument being...

Media Alert! Donkey Endorses Democratic Candidate For President … Or Does She?

If she hadn't been a lazy layabout, Julia Allison could have been ... Marianne Williamson's speechwriter? Didn't folks at Georgetown, Gawker, College Humor, Bravo and...

The Caterwauler In Crisis: 40-Year-Old Idiot Gets Naked, Does Cannonball Into Pool, Breaks Foot

No idea if Jaahass is still dating Aussie Petey Pineapple - her relationships tend to have a short shelf life - but she is...

Updated! That Wacky Woo-Tard Clan: Jaahass Does Bali, Jean Gray & Swiss Mister Make...

Jess Johnson, AKA The Caterwauler, apparently joined Donkey and Dead Russian Hooker #2 in Bali. Decipher this mess: Did someone actually die or has Jaahass...

Updated: #pleasurableindolence

Julia the Creatrix is in "artistic recovery"? Would this explain why the writerly writer who writes couldn't fulfill her contract with St. Martin's? Would...