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Down Donkey Lane, In Which Our Burro Clomps Past Security, Crashes Private Parties

Julia Allison has been waxing nostalgic about her sordid past, commenting on fauxtos she posted back in 2008. Dusty Documentary Series writes: For newbies: The swimsuit...

Birthcray Madness 2012 Approaches

  Gather around, kittens. And let me tell you the story of a grown woman, now well into her 30s, who still acts like an...

The Runaway Pancake, A 2011 Year In Review: Continued

I am going to take over from my dear lover JP, who is having a hell of a year running errands at his desk...

Donkey’s Whole Life Is A Series of Lies, Exaggerations and Obfuscations

Where to begin? Let's start with this Tweet, shall we? JuliaAllison: I did the VERY FIRST interview w the founders about 9 months ago. RT...

Trip Down Memory Lane: When A Donkey Brayed She Was Going To Business School,...

Remember this, from Thanksgiving 2008, clearly fuelled, once again, by a visit home in which she obviously, and correctly, felt like the family loser?...