Jess Johnson, Julia Allison’s BFF, Celebrates “Bro” Culture, Changes “The Course of History”

The Caterwauler threw a "Garden of Eden" woo shindig and all the boys came, as it were, so to speak. Ecstatic re: this earth shattering...

Updated: A Girl’s Gotta Eat (Pleasurably): “Goddess” Scams & Donkey Droppings

The woo women spent last weekend at some mysterious "Goddess Rising" retreat in California. The usual cast of clowns attended, so Donkey was probably...

Updated: Is Donkey Stall Surfing In Boulder?

Skankatron 3000B posted: Happy mama morning. He's skating, I'm riding. If you've got to get to school, this is the way to go. And now writing, bulletproof...

Goin’ Noble! Donkey Is No Longer Lightly Consuming Animal Parts

Yoo hoo, Cory Tanner Glazier & One Fat Melman, thank you for shaking up Julia's old, er, new paradigm and god knows what else: I...

Deep Thoughts & Woo Shills with Julie Albertson

Did potential San Diego mark Cory Glazier hook up with Donkey & receive a delicious second date blowjob? "Dating" needs a rebrand. We should call...