The Woo-Tard Clan: Donkey On Lesbian Lover’s Heterosexual Commitment, Noodles Asks The Big Questions,...

Myka McLaughlin, bithecthual Julia Allison's faux butt buddy, and her seemingly nice beau moved in together. Ten days later, Donkey posted a hearty congrats....

Dumb Donkey Identifies With Crying Child, Wails Against The Rich

Dear Greg, someone please hold Julia Allison!! This is exactly how I feel. What an amazing human being. I wish all humans were as astute. He's speaking...

Jess Johnson, Julia Allison’s BFF, Celebrates “Bro” Culture, Changes “The Course of History”

The Caterwauler threw a "Garden of Eden" woo shindig and all the boys came, as it were, so to speak. Adelle Juliet letting go of...

Updated: A Girl’s Gotta Eat (Pleasurably): “Goddess” Scams & Donkey Droppings

The woo women spent last weekend at some mysterious "Goddess Rising" retreat in California. The usual cast of clowns attended, so Donkey was probably...

Updated: Is Donkey Stall Surfing In Boulder?

Skankatron 3000B posted: Happy mama morning. He's skating, I'm riding. If you've got to get to school, this is the way to go. And now writing, bulletproof...