Donkey Sucks Up To Superstars & It Pays Off – Now With Rainbow-Approved EPIC...

Our burro loves to kiss celebrity and/or moneyed ass, be it Dave & Brit or Bear & Kitty or even Julie Hagerty: Missing Lilly, Donkey,...

The Woo-Tard Clan: Donkey On Lesbian Lover’s Heterosexual Commitment, Noodles Asks The Big Questions,...

Myka McLaughlin, bithecthual Julia Allison's faux butt buddy, and her seemingly nice beau moved in together. Ten days later, Donkey posted a hearty congrats....

Updated: Donkey Desperate For Good Tunes! Rain PhutrePhuckPhace No Longer Cutting It?

Trouble in communal paradise? Is our burro no longer inspired by the Thorazine-induced song stylings of her latest balding DJ and failed relationship? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAZAKBOPQIw He's no...
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Dumb Donkey Identifies With Crying Child, Wails Against The Rich

Dear Greg, someone please hold Julia Allison!! This is exactly how I feel. What an amazing human being. I wish all humans were as astute. He's speaking...

Caterwaulin’ Jess Johnson Wants You To Pay Her Rent & Fund Her Aya-Fueled Strip...

Sense of entitlement, thy name is woo! Apparently it's not enough that Cory Tanner Glazier expects us to fund "musician" and Donkey BFF Jess...