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These Sorts Of Tweets Are Why Cindy McCain Must Love Julie Albertson So Very...

She is indeed a master at the art of subtlety. Me: What is a reasonable time to date before you get married? Elly: I thought...

Was Julie Albertson Raised in a Convent?

She finds cocks icky and she is just figuring out that the kids do drugs at music festivals. She is 30 fucking years old,...

Julia: This Is Why None Of The "Boys" Want To Play With You

Me: What would you say is a "reasonable" amount of time for a boy's first visit? Three days? Four? Is five days burgeoning-relationship suicide?...

Trip Down Memory Lane: Donkey’s Ivanka Trump Obsession

Remember when Donk was obsessed with Ivanka Trump? Not long ago she routinely expressed her admiration of Ivanka. Now she's on Twitter suggesting The Donald...

Julia: Another Manic All-Nighter

So much to parse this morning. Jackles has been busy. So! Happy! and pulling another all-nighter.First this Tweet at about 1 a.m.: The truth is,...