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These Sorts Of Tweets Are Why Cindy McCain Must Love Julie Albertson So Very...

She is indeed a master at the art of subtlety. Me: What is a reasonable time to date before you get married? Elly: I thought...

Julia: This Is Why None Of The "Boys" Want To Play With You

Me: What would you say is a "reasonable" amount of time for a boy's first visit? Three days? Four? Is five days burgeoning-relationship suicide?...

Julia Allison Doesn’t Judge People She Has Never Met

Kim Kardashian at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Now I’ve seen fake eyelashes before, but BAZAM! What are THESE!? I sort of like them.  Although I...

Oh Please For God’s Sake Just Shut The Fuck Up, Fuck

Fairy Godmother to Kate Middleton: "Okay, okay, fine, you can marry a Prince ... but you'll NEVER BE ABLE EAT DESSERT AGAIN!" What? Is wrong...

Was Julie Albertson Raised in a Convent?

She finds cocks icky and she is just figuring out that the kids do drugs at music festivals. She is 30 fucking years old,...