On Planet Donkey, Love Means Always Having to Publicly Emasculate Your Men

Lucky, lucky Jack McCain. In addition to being served a delicious dinner of sauteed vegetables with garlic salt this week for dinner, his short...

Julia Allison Thinks You Should Present Yourself More Often

Are you shy and can't get banged behind the dumpster of a Chinese restaurant? Well, Julia Allison, former dating columnist and dating expert thinks...

Donkey’s Long-Distance Relationship “Advice” Chock Full o’ Lies

Oh boy. In response to a hilarious "reader e-mail" (wouldn't a normal person excise the "you look radiant" part of the e-mail if the...

Avid Mac Consumer Interviews for PC Magazine

I've had an exhausting past few weeks running errands, so I will just throw this article from PC Magazine at you cat ladies and...

Donkia Donkercunt Doesn’t Regret Her Attempt To Ruin An Ex-Boyfriend’s Engagement And Impending Nuptials

From her comments: Commenter: Julia, while I agree that there are people who have gone too far with this, how can you have the...