How Donkey Got Her Sass Back

She'd misplaced it, bitches. And now she's got it back thanks to the Sober Karaoke Blind Date Adventure!! And OMG, Karaoke King WENT TO...

Julia Allison Wants To Birth Something

I thought the same. exact. thing. when I was her age. I don’t want to say I was an idiot, because everyone has...

Julie Albertson Was NOT A Sex Columnist!

Julie Albertson, people, was a DATING columnist at Time Out New York, even though her column was regularly placed under a "sex and dating"...

Donkey Wrests a Multi-Tiered Correction Out Of The New York Times

SUNDAY STYLES An article on April 3 about services that manage information about their clients on the Internet misstated the relationship of Julia Allison, the...

On Planet Donkey, Love Means Always Having to Publicly Emasculate Your Men

Lucky, lucky Jack McCain. In addition to being served a delicious dinner of sauteed vegetables with garlic salt this week for dinner, his short...