Yulia has lost her motherfucking mind

So Poofy is on magical prom date that no one understand and she tuck her penis into her too-small dress and go out with...

Julia: This Is Why None Of The "Boys" Want To Play With You

Me: What would you say is a "reasonable" amount of time for a boy's first visit? Three days? Four? Is five days burgeoning-relationship suicide?...

Julia Allison: Fuck You, TK

So Julia's clam dungeon had some sea cucumber stuffed in it last night. And you know what? I don't fucking care. I just ate the...

Julia Allison to Prom King: At Least I Didn’t Cheat On You

Julia Allison, tea party activist, not because she thinks she pays too much in taxes, but because paying her taxes involves work on her...

Why Can’t Julia Allison Go On A Normal Date?

As you all know by now, Julia Allison, the Billy Jean Queen of donkeys, is in Hawaii. And it's pretty clear that she's there...