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Scolds: Mulia Mallison Can’t Believe You Still Fill-In-The-Blank!!

Scoldy Donkey Is Scoldy! Hey, at least she didn't upload a video showing tampons clogging a toilet à la her anti-bacon rant. Wait! There's more! Yep,...

Julia Allison, Self-Proclaimed Catalyst For Love & Alleged Consultant To Multinationals Despite Having NO...

Donkey's FB wall is blowing up ... with indignation! First, our burro demanded horror movies be banned and their creators jailed. Orange is the new...

Updated, Now With Mrs. Roper: Scoldy McScolderson Strikes Again!

It's after 3 p.m. and Coobie's former, self-proclaimed spokesperson is finally out of bed and posting away on FB, her favorite pastime. If you ever...

Dumb Donkey Identifies With Crying Child, Wails Against The Rich

Dear Greg, someone please hold Julia Allison!! This is exactly how I feel. What an amazing human being. I wish all humans were as astute. He's speaking...

Donkey Allison Weeps Over Struggling Moms & Other Poor Unfortunate Souls Whose Life Choices...

Once again, our burro is wringing her hands on Fecebook: I think about this nearly every day. In my research, the lack of LIVING IN villages...