Homeless Bowlegged Dipshit Feels So Good About Being An Evicted, Unemployed Transient

Former would-be author at St. Martin's Press and deeply depressed happiness expert Julia Allison "most definitely feels better" about being evicted from her expensive...

Où Est La Donkey?

Julia Allison has been hush-hush about her current stall locale - no LOLyer transparency here - since being evicted from the flat that she...

Birdies Keep Chirping: Former Roomie Is Dumb Bunny & Weirdo

Into our inbox flew more intel about Donk and money- and status-obsessed Grape Nehi. Nehi and Donkey were equal participants in the AirBNB scheme, supposedly...

Little Birdies Sing About Former Donkey Roomie

From birdies tweeting in the inbox: She is a money-obsessed, Ivy League fan girl. She is a bad listener; simply waits for people to stop...

Julia Allison Evicted From SF Flat, Fights With Cancer-Free Dan & Wife

Not only did we get confirmation that Donkey's book at St. Martin's is dead and she'll have to repay her advance, we've seen proof...