Hypocrite: Mulia Mallison REALLY Loves Planet Earth

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If YOU love the planet so gregdamn much, Judy, please take out your fucking garbage and recycling. Your neighbors have reported you REPEATEDLY, taken their concerns to authorities, and they’ve even asked us to ask you to get off your raft ass and take the garbage to the curb. Seriously! Your neighbors came in here! Again, because WE love this planet, please properly dispose of your waste materials.

This has been a burro service announcement from ReBlogging Donk.

Bottom Video Flashback! Dirtin’ dancing with Jaahass. Is this triumph on Donk’s LinkedIn resume?

76 COMMENTS

  1. So freaking thrilled to be first for this. She is trashy, so she has trash issues. You know she doesn’t know what goes into the compost bin (her whole sf so called life?)?

  2. Oh no you don’t you bullshit filled hypocrite, if you cut her she’d bleed polyester. She’s practically a walking, mouth farting petroleum byproduct at this point.

    Anyone remembre her profusely thanking and shilling for Yandy.com and their highly flammable and completely disposable clothing? Anyone? Oh that’s so 3 months ago or some shit…yeah, we already know.

    • Remember those trashy tacky Jersey-esque platform heels she wore for like 7 years straight, never cleaned and STILL shoves her hooves inside and trots out every so often for narcissistic “aww, Me” fauxtoshoots?

    • Also the animal torturing Sea World she shilled for

  3. She expects the masculine to deal with it, because it shouldn’t be a freeloading layabout, er I mean homemaking goddess’s job!

    • Yep. Our Judy is SO BUSY planning her re-emergence as a journalith in 2020 that she can’t possibly remember such mundane chores. Surely Dodi can hire some full-time help for Our Lady of Entitlement?

      • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

        Can he afford that? I know he has money, but there are degrees of being well off

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            Thanks. Hard to tell sometimes, given what a joke Donkey is

  4. This is so funny! If Judy has a sense of humor even she will find this post funny!

    Comedy gold, Gilly!

    • Hopefully this post will underscore the importance of taking out one’s trash, as it were, so to speak.

      • Lol this whole conversation is funny to me because a few years ago there was an expose! in one of the NZ Sunday papers about two mean girl reporters who were from different media outlets but were talking shit in a private channel about other reporters & they were talking about someone else had who had lost their job; they were gleeful, whatever whatever.

        ANYWAY. The most comments & how the vitriol rained down upon them was that one of them lived in an apartment building & had been reported multiple times FOR NOT TAKING OUT HER TRASH. lol apparently the area around her front door stank & she got more shit for her not taking out her trash than her trash talking. Good times.

        Tldr: small things keep us amused in NZ.

        Ps. For some reason i think i’ve told this story here before.

        • One does wonder if Dodi’s neighbors were subjected to smells so revolting that they had no choice but to bust a burro.

          Give a hoot! Don’t pollute!

  5. So what’s she actually doing with the garbage? Just leaving it by the door or something? Is Dodi not home a lot? You would think he’d notice something like that.

    • She’s allegedly not taking it out, which the neighbors have reported several times.

      Dodi has an actual career and works long hours. He and his research assistants put in 12-hour days, while the lazy layabout is spinning her BS resume and planning “their” next conference.

      • I’d hide in the lab to avoid A Donkey too.

        She’s sort of doing humanity a public service by dating Dodi. The longer they are together, the more he will learn how awful she is and try to avoid having to interact with her horrific, grating, selfish, boring personality and will only want to have sex with her. He’ll stay in the lab longer and longer and hopefully working harder to stay away from her, in the process hopefully doing quality research and science just so he doesn’t have to spend waking hours in her presence.

        Their relationship is this SNL skit, personified: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN6df0twmJQ

        • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

          He apparently gave her a key to the lab. Doesn’t sound like he’s trying to avoid her. Yet

          • WHAT!? that is so weird. I can’t imagine the spouses (or girlfriends!) of the PIs of the labs I’ve worked in having keys to the lab! Because why!? Does he lose his keys a lot or something and needs a spare set? It seems like a major security issue, even if it wasn’t a donkey

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            Well, he is quite weird himself. I mean, who evers the Donkey for this long has got to have screws loose.

            Not long ago, I think I read here that she supposedly goes into the lab and leaves love notes for him or something on a whiteboard.

          • We don’t know that he gave her a key, but Dodi’s colleagues are finding love notes on the whiteboard and other locations after hours.

  6. For someone so into the earth, her carbon footprint has been growing bigger instead of smaller these past few. years… just sayin’

  7. I don’t know how I’ve never seen that dance video of her and Jess-with-Voldemort-under-her-turban. It is the embodiment of mediocrity. The music, the dancing, the whole scene. Elements of It might have been cool when I was 17 and using plant medicine. But probably not even then

    • I don’t remember it but Jacy apparently posted this sad video back in the day. A reader alerted me and I couldn’t resist reposting.

      • You know you’re a profethenial dancer when:

        1. You pull up your tights (0:35) during your ecstatic dance.

        And

        B. Walk off the stage before the song ends.

        (However, in her defense, does that noise EVER end?)

      • another dance classic: julia is dancing to the tweedling of one of her dirtfiest dj boyfrends. another dancer cuts in the middle of her “performance”; julia stops for a second, stares at the dancer then does a hasty hands-together ‘namaste’ bow and slinks off the stage…

        • Yes, Ser Donk, you get a pass on your camera skills. I would have been laughing so hard that the image would have been one giant blur, sort of like Donk’s LI resume.

    • The videos of her dancing are always ENTERTAINMENT GOLD. For someone who wants to be a “dancer” soooooooo badly she truly, truly has zero rhythm. She’s always so awkward and off the beat!! Her self-delusion is just so amusing. Remember the video of her dancing at Rain’s concert and the crowd was laughing at her? I’d kind of feel bad for her if she wasn’t such a stupid jerk.

    • I don’t think I’ve seen that video ever before either. I just want to mention that Rerun did it way better, was way cooler, only had a jukebox as his DJ and his performance house was Rob’s Place.
      These woos are so beat.

  8. Bottom Video is my work, from the Great American Music Hall, June 4th, 2015. I did not even know who Jasss was! Kind of brings joy back to me, like a reverse Marie Kondo!

  9. What is this “style” she has adopted? Hippy/prairie skirts and cheap octopus tops + mishmash of Bali and tired accessories? It’s her worst persona costume.

  10. She literally has NO JOB. She does NOTHING all day except online stalk her exes, google search herself, read here, and stalk her current bfs ex girlfriends and create fake accounts to harass them. Stop being so lazy, Donkey. Take out and sort your garbage. She is literal Human Garbage. Dodi should take *her* out.

    • This is what always irks me. How does she have no job? Plenty of people don’t work but for good reason: retired, raising kids, serious illness, etc. I just don’t understand how a single 40 year old woman just never works.

      • She lived off AIRbnb and piecemeal gigs for years until finding a masculine who was willing to pay and pay and pay. Now she plans for “their” conferences and fashions herself in the same league as Justine Musk and Alexandra Parker.

          • Good question! Some interesting intel is coming in right now and I’m trying to figure out what we can and can’t use, but there’s nothing about financial arrangements.

  11. “I close my eyes and see you before me
    Think I would die if you were to ignore me
    A fool could see just how much I adore you
    I’d get down on my knees, I’d do anything for you

    I don’t want anybody else
    When I think about you, I touch myself
    Ooh, I don’t want anybody else
    Oh no, oh no, oh no

    I love myself, I want you to love me
    When I feel down, I want you above me
    I search myself, I want you to find me
    I forget myself, I want you to remind me

    I don’t want anybody else
    When I think about you, I touch myself
    Ooh, I don’t want anybody else
    Oh no, oh no, oh no

    I want you
    I don’t want anybody else
    When I think about you, I touch myself
    Ooh ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah ah oh ah”

    Can’t resist tossing out this Divinyls lyric. She needs the attention. The video shows that (I bought my ticket to that experience)

    She is touched. But she also touches herself. I am not So much thinking literally.

    But figuratively. She dances like she knows everyone is watching. That night, it had to be me. Great American Music Hall was kind of the perfect venue for me to never unsee.

  12. Gilly, when you can email me and I will figure out how to get you another priceless 2.22 seconds from that peak/peek performance back in June of 2015–if my lack of degree in Donkology recall serves me correctly, this Donkazoic period is the Spring before her Summer of Self Love, her UniAmorous Nuptial at Burning Man.

  13. JFAing to say I should have noted in the above comment that it was JFAing myself. Upon further review of the footage I think the Donk has run out of dance moves and so she deliberately summons Jass Magic up so she can tap out.

  14. Triple JFAING to set myself straight.

    No Donkology degree. She wed herself UniAmorously in 2014, then following the bottom vid above, June of ‘15 performance, she renewed her vows to herself at Mystic in 2015. I kick myself every now and again for not making it there, cause that must have been one heck of a Donk show!

    • I think they’re definitely friends. Skankatron left a message for Dr. Marson on a now deleted Donkey post indicating how much she loved meeting him at Camp Septic.

      Get out while you still can, Dodi!

    • One of my best friends has been reading self-help books since the dawn of the self-help book era,(we’re gettin’ olllld), and moving constantly her whole life, always believing a “new place” will bring her happiness.

      I love her dearly but because she doesn’t want to deal with (or accept) her underlying mental health issues she will always be basically an unhappy person & there aint no fucking book is going to fix that!

      I’ve had my own problems with depression & anxiety (and, oh thank you menopause for bringing those feelings into sharp relief along with the hot flushes!) But sometimes you just have to go, Ok you cunt-of-a-brain, I accept you. You’re mine, let’s move on with life.

      Wherever you are, your own bad (mental) self is still with you.

      Anyway, those are just my run-of-the-mill thoughts about mine & my friend’s lives and self-help books. No shade on how anyone else deals with their own deal.

      • I should add, I’m perfectly happy being mental.

        I know I’m mental, my friends know I’m mental; when I now have a nervous breakdown about something, or my vertigo kicks in (when I’m on the ground floor!) or an anxiety attack, or a hot flush, or whatever the fuck else, I just say, Omg, it’s happening!

        I tried to hide things for years, which actually just made me seem MENTALLER! lol. And now I’m not so anxious cos it’s out in the open.

        It’s also really difficult to hide a menopausal hot flush. Lol those things are arseholes!

        • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

          Acupuncture works wonders for hot flashes. As long as it’s done by a reputable, trained practitioner, not some woo who took a course

  15. Oh I have my own mental health issues and trauma history. Nothing against self-help books, I just don’t think they can fix everything.

    It took a lot of time, patience, and therapy for me to feel better.

    Hugs

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