Dodi Had Better Patent The Cure For Cancer Because Donk Is Going To Take Him For Every Last Cent


On a Monday morning she’s dreaming of more vacations from vacation-itis and Porsches? What would her woo brethren say about lusting after material things?

Oh no! A comment from Hee Haw Honey Rebecca Jean Alonzi’s ex:

Don’t even think it!

Bottom Picture: Preggers and pensive Becky on playa.


  1. Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

    Do we know if he even has enough to quench her tacky, but expensive, tastes?

    • Surely he has enough dough to keep her in tacky polyester bidness suits. 😉🤣

      • Indulging the Donkey’s tacky lifestyle is a two-masculine job: Dodi’s and Dad$ers’ credit cards will be stretched to the limit.


      • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

        But does he have enough to indulge her in Porsches and endless travel?

        • I’m guessing yes on B. He attends conferences all over the world and appears to be carting his burro along on each one.

          • Being a +1 on business trips, WILL NOT DO, Dodi!

            I want a LUXURY VACATION.

            Did I say “want”?

            I *NEED* a luxury vacation.

            How else do you expect me to recover from all the stress caused by pretending to work?

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            Yikes. If he has *that* kind of money, what the hell is doing with Donk??? He can do so much better, on every front – looks, personality, charm, grace, sexiness

          • His university probably pays his travel and lodging expenses (or the Sean Parker Cancer Institute does).

            So he would only have to cover A Donkey’s airfare, or maybe Dad$ers is taking care of it?

          • Exactly.

            And he probably has a ton of airmiles he can use for that.

            I am not saying he is poor, but he is not a perpetually-on-vacation trust-fund kid either.

          • He also has a 1.3 million$ townhouse, so there might be a significant mortgage, property taxes, earthquake insurance, etc. And probably has a car, so maybe payments and insurance on that. Car insurance is astronomically expensive in SF, and car registration is a lot more than I’d ever paid living anywhere else. So even a nice quarter mil isn’t going to go far when you add all that up, plus stabling a donkey.

          • Grifty, I only recently learned that, in some states, car registration is a flat fee. Another way that CA is more expensive.

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            If he’s as smart as he appears to be, he’s also socking away money in retirement plans and other investments.

          • His parents own several properties in California. Dodi stand to inherit a helluva lot more $$$ than Donk.

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            Property is one of the least liquid assets. It generally takes a long time to get the money from a sale (unless it’s a really sought after property or one being dumped at a loss, for fast cash). And if they’re in his parents’ names, I don’t believe they’re going to start liquidating assets just to keep a greasy, tacky Donkey happy for a few minutes. Until she spots the next thing she wants.

  2. Omg Saint Rebecca Jean looks sorta like, but never should be confused with, Hobecca Thieneman. That’s Hobecca, the Cheating Heart-Centered Hangry Yoni gawdess!!!”

    Rebecca Thieneman is the cheater sister goddess that Ryan Allis cheated on his girlfriend with some Burning Man’s some years (2 or 3 ? ago).

    Hobecca, sound-boozing sister-honorer must have been so hangry for a non-woo sister’s! Extasy love entitles ME! The single Mother Feminine needed all the man magic she could get, from a small package and inflated wallet, it’s a divine soul mission ladies!

    The girlfriend, to whom Ryan said he wanted to marry and have children with, sniffed out that one in the sisterhood of bored sparkle yonis that scummed at Septic wanted to dustbagged the little man while knowing he was in a committed relationship. Hoho Jeanie! Allis clearly wasn’t prepared for Hobeccas symetrical painted-on face, fancy horn costumery, and pond-like depths of Deepak Chopra wisdom. A wisdom only exceeded by her ability to set a great example for her daughter.

    The gf was shocked and stopped contact with Allis thereafter, who never nearly apologized when she found out, and instead screamed at her on the phone when confronted. Gf then eliminated contact with the other woos who were aware of the affair and said nothing. So sistarly. GF existed stage left, got therapy for betrayal and narcissistic attraction and is happily living a life on a planet that still orbits the sun, a type of hearty artistic life that I think the woos in part try to emulate but lack the intelligence.

    Dodi will follow in the same way once he gets the full treatment of these priviledged spectacles embolding themselves with duck feathers while sharing how they “feel” the pains of the Feminine, who bravely “follow their calling” and bless the homeless street people with bungled pirouettes and “Self” (SUCH a real yogi) platitudes.

    Gross. And just as smelly as Hobecca Thieneman setting down her child for a week to roll herself up in sisterslutdom with a man in a committed relationship to a trusting girlfriend back home.

    Hopefully Preston will teach the kid not to be like a hungry Hoho!

    [Post has been emended re: identity of the sister goddess – ed.]

    • Seems to be a thing in this group that, despite the sister and brotherhood, cheating and the keeping of that cheating from their SO’s runs rampant. No honor among thieves. Caeli La was not an anomaly.

    • Hobecca Thieneman! oh dear! Did she pull a Julia on the girlfriend he named second-in-command prior, the one who’s listed in the civil suit brought against Allis by his former business partner? This was, of course, before he named the next girlfriend, Danielle Blum, second-in-command and then dumped her. He’s been SO IN LOVE with each one, including the new piece, Morgan Carson, whose FB posts read as though she’s been ingesting LSD every day for the last 10 years.

      • Yeah! Our posts crossed. It was whoever he was involved with at the time before he graduated HBS and gave Donkey that speaking engagement about her soon to be defunct Happiness book.

      • Gilly, it was the girlfriend after the civil suit girlfriend and before Hobecca’s display of most honorable conduct.

        Man-boy probably had thoughts to drag her into his sticky hive because of her actual business background but I doubt she would have wanted to participate professionally. She was love-bombed by this narcs-a-lot and learned fast that some humans just aren’t like the others. Was a quick dip into his fantasy land buttressed by charisma and money to burn.

        I remember she was concerned that the enormous converted church work/house space just didn’t make any financial sense for the few (3-4 people? in there), but the “good energy” from all the years of worship was worth it to him to pay extra. He really has paid exxxtraaa!

      • Whomever is making these changes doesn’t know that everything needs citation. Of course this will get removed.

        • I’m guessing it must be someone who reads here, so hopefully, they will see what you’ve written and be able to find something.

          • Well, even cited things get removed too. The medstitute thing that appeared a few months ago was cited from Wired and got taken down. But anything not cited is sure to disappear.

            I don’t know how to make changes to Wikipedia, there’s an obscure science to it, but I do know about the citation thing.

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            The link to the NY Post article about how SATC ruined her life was taken down almost as soon as it was posted, and the person who added it got a lifetime ban from editing on Wikipedia

          • It’s still up there. “In June of 2018, Allison was interviewed for the New York Post[20] about moving to NYC and taking on the persona of Carrie Bradshaw from the HBO series Sex and the City.”

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            The part where it quoted her saying that SATC ruined her life was deleted within seconds of being added

        • The link to the article is still there. What changed was the way the old sentence referencing the link was phrased. It violated the Wikipedia guidelines that I posted a link to below.

    • The way I read it, the last revision was made on August 18. Is is possible that it’s been there for a whole month and no1curr, not even Judy?

      I know she likes to pretend Indiana doesn’t exist, but I don’t know if this simple bit of info that doesn’t suggest anything interesting or embarrassing to anyone who never heard of it (or her) would be SUCH a problem for her. I know, delusional idiot and all that, but we all know we’ve seen the Wiki page that she has no business having in the first place with MUCH more interesting facts added (and promptly removed).

      • I could be wrong, but over the years, I think she has had it removed? I don’t know how to navigate wiki other than the main page, so I can’t confirm.

          • Helena, what do the plus and minus numbers on the left mean? Thanks for posting this, it was interesting. It is clear Donkey had some cleanup person go in there and fix things some months ago. From the writing, it doesn’t sound like it was Donkey herself.

          • Plus means content was addded, minus means it was removed. (The numbers are also typically green for added content and red for removed.) I’m not sure what units are being used, probably bytes? Because the number in the bracket that comes before the record of something added or removed is the total volume of the article (11,432 bytes currently in this case). So “+18”, which is the latest revision from August 18, means something small was added. The last big removal I see occurred on August 10 (-466).

          • “We must get the article right. Be very firm about the use of high-quality sources. All quotations and any material challenged or likely to be challenged must be supported by an inline citation to a reliable, published source. Contentious material about living persons (or, in some cases, recently deceased) that is unsourced or poorly sourced—whether the material is negative, positive, neutral, or just questionable—should be removed immediately and without waiting for discussion.[1] Users who persistently or egregiously violate this policy may be blocked from editing.

            Biographies of living persons (“BLPs”) must be written conservatively and with regard for the subject’s privacy. Wikipedia is an encyclopedia, not a tabloid: it is not Wikipedia’s job to be sensationalist, or to be the primary vehicle for the spread of titillating claims about people’s lives; the possibility of harm to living subjects must always be considered when exercising editorial judgment. This policy applies to any living person mentioned in a BLP, whether or not that person is the subject of the article, and to material about living persons in other articles and on other pages, including talk pages.[b] The burden of evidence rests with the editor who adds or restores the material.”

          • OK so one more thing. If this next paragraph is true, then how is it that her exposure by the press for the false mic at Fashion week never got posted in Wikipedia? Did someone just not try to cite this? Or would this fall under the other Biographies of Living Persons as derogatory and be deleted?

            “While having a Wikipedia article may make you a celebrity of some sort, be ready to have your personal life exposed. If you are seen at the side of the road being issued a speeding ticket, and that gets reported, it may end up in an article about you. If your house is foreclosed and this gets reported, it may find its way onto Wikipedia. And if you get into an argument with another person in public, someone may report that in a reliable source, and it will be fair game for Wikipedia.”

    • Wow, I didn’t even know. She, Diane Sawyer and oddly Connie Chung were reasons I studied broadcast journalism. I also hadn’t realized she was 75.

    • Wow that takes me back. One of my first ever international internet friends loved Cokie Roberts. RIP Cokie Roberts &

  3. As World O’Gluten noted in the previous post, it’s Flora GRUBB, you dumb donkey. She will never be able to San Francisco right. Also, you bought 3 houseplants, you Pottery Barn for Toddlers loving hick… that’s not an “addiction.”

      • This is one of my favorite things to laugh about, about Donkey: the way she inserts, with an air of perfect authority and aplomb, some ridiculously misspelled or misused or misinformed reference (“Mejool” dates or “anti-thesis” or “the Spanish Interrogation.”) There are dozens of examples, though I didn’t have an afternoon to delve into the archives to retrieve more; these are just the ones that came first to mind. All are welcome to add others for the continuing entertainment of the basement.

        • This is also my favorite thing. She maws on and on about how classy and knowledgeable she is about whatever-the-fuck. Embarassing!

        • Donk: “Levi was such an amazing person! He changed my life! When’s his funeral?”
          Actual friend of Levi: “It was last week.”

          Donk: “It was so amazing to visit the epic Brit Morin in [gets name of Bay Area town wrong]!”
          Brit corrects Donk. Donk corrects/deletes post.

        • I also have lots and lots of love (and Bach) for this Donkey trait. IMO the pinnacle was achieved when she for the millionth time tried to make her beloved “daughters of midwest lawyers are the specialest” point, used her ancient diaries or letters or whatever as a source, and asked the internet: “Which 20-year-old quotes Spinoza? I guess I am my father’s daughter, tee-hee-haw!”

          And the real joke was not only that the answer to her idiot question is, of course, “about every pretentious tool who just learned Spinoza’s name in college,” but that the quote she used was actually NOT Spinoza’s but R. L. Stevenson’s.

          Your intellectual acumen dollars at work, ladies and gentlemen.

        • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

          Flaunting her freshwater pearls was always a favorite

        • Oh, oh, another one: “Good old college ball!” I don’t remember the two or three knowledgeable sentences that preceded this expert evaluation of a game one of her targets (Greasy?) was interested in, or even when (pre-Pancakes?) that happened, but I do remember a basement sleuth found on some sports website the article that she COPIED the whole paragraph from. Best shit ever.

  4. Half-pint’s new piece doesn’t have the intellectual acumen to install into big grifts. This looks like a line-up to maybe make her mommy to Quarter-pint.

    Give it 4-5 years for a “conscious de-coupling,” hushed alimony disputes, and another women bender throughout a new continent.

  5. Is the Porsche Dodi’s? Lemme guess how this post went down. She asked to drive, he said no and she’s now shaming him on social media? How’d I do, basement?

      • Probably rented by someone else, and parked at the hotel where she was staying.

        If it was her car (i.e rented by Dodi), she would have made it clear by taking a picture inside it.

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            Like a bargain basement Tawny Kittaen

          • With those cheap, nasty baubles she always wears scratching up the finish. “Oh silly me tee-haw! It’s nothing! It will rub right out, Alex! They won’t mind, it’s just a silly car after all! Alex? Where are you going? I bet you wouldn’t mind if REDACTED 4 had put a little teeny scratch in someone else’s car!”

        • You’re so right. She loves misrepresenting everything. Like vehicle class (as @melting has pointed out).

          I almost married a Dodi. Same type of work. And if rumors are true, same shallow-ass attitude for…whatever reason beyond my understanding. Thank God I didn’t. Adding a plus one to a conference costs nothing except her bird food and daily fun allowance to run around snapping glazed-eyed selfies while he’s giving his talks. He’s not hurting for money. But he likely doesn’t have Fuck You Money, Julia. Guess you’ll have to bank on the paltry Baugher inheritance percentage.

  6. Heh… lusting after a Porsche, eh, Donkey? Anyone remember when she stole (“borrowed” without permission) her ex boyfriend’s car and took it to the Hamptons while he was out of town:

    Aww boo she took the lip dub video off vimeo! What, Donkey, don’t want Dr. Dodi and his physician friends to see your lip dubbing chops? The Ski Video lip dub in the gondola flirting with the camera for daddy Baugher was another great one.

  7. OT: Jack McCain’s LOLyer has been posting pics of Donk and Pancakes McCain that don’t appear to have been on the internet prior. She also posted several fauxtos of Donk and Taylor Greason. You have to wade through a lot of dross (Mariah Carey, Ariana Grande, utter insanity) to find them, but the snaps are worth a look.

      • If it was anyone but her, I’d try to assume she was taking so many, many selfies to check out how a new hairstyle or makeup REALLY looks. The mirror can lie, but cameras tell the truth. Then, instead of deleting them like a normal person, she…uploads them, by mistake? I’ve done it myself with an unfamiliar new smartphone, then quickly deleted the upload in a flurry of embarrassment and hoped no-one saw it.

        She looks like a tweaker in all these fauxtos. The sweaty sheen, the dead eyes, the emaciation. Just sad.

  8. OT: Ali Katzenjammer must have had some kind of epiphany in the orgy dome at BM, she’s figured out how to make amends to the people her rampant narcissism has damaged.

    “Eventually, I came to learn that part of being human is learning to fully be with the reality of my impact on others. Sometimes I would hurt people close to me, and that didn’t make me evil. If I could expand my capacity to be with that hurt, I could learn from it, and even find profound intimacy there. THAT was a shocker.”

    Oh, wait, false alarm. She doesn’t really give a fuck about the people she’s hurt, she’s just figured out how to “fully be” a rotten cunt that hurts people. Now THAT’s a shocker.

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