Updated, With A Suckup To Dave M! The Julia Allison Purification Plant

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There’s only one fauxto of Momsers and Dadsers, from behind, in long shot. The rest of the snaps are of our Judy.

Update: Yoo hoo, Dave! You’re tho courageouth! Thuch a man!

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  1. Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

    She looks miserable. Haggard and miserable. Oh, and what the fuck is a sutra? Like kama sutra?

    • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

      Or a sutro

    • Really, all those years I’ve been thinking and saying “less spackle, Judy! Far, farrrr less!”, this is NOT what I had in mind.

      Also, is she even pretending to do anything resembling work anymore?

      • What happened to her latest “project”? All the crowdsourcing and the secrecy – it is to laugh!

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            Nothing comes of anything she brags that she’s going to do. Davos report, coffee project, MBA (but only at Harvard or Stanford), and on and on and on

          • Shit, you’re right. It’s been only two months and it has completely escaped my mind. Clearly I’ve been drinking too much, or too little, I forget how it works with me. Anyway, I haven’t drunk exactly the right amount.

            /Futurama – Hroswitha signal

          • Helena, the failed projects start to run together after a while. I couldn’t remember the name of the 2018 fiasco and had to look it up. #downwardspiral

          • I believe several projects never even made it to a week. Who can forget her fingernails & coffee mug fiasco that lasted six days? HA HA HA! Does she ever follow through on anything?!

  2. Is little ditty an example oft Donkey’s latest poetical stylings? Because it pales in comparison with fucoid fairies past. Needs more aya (and intervention of a Person from Porlock, possibly.)
    P.S.: Top pic — nozzles!

    • I can’t figure out if the poetic poetry belongs to our burro or was written by … Rumi. The smart money’s on the latter.

      Also re: top fauxto: THIS IS HAPPINESS!!

        • A cry for help? Hoping Mara will come to her rescue and spirit our sad burro back to Ubud?

        • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

          Trying to drag a proposal out of Son of Sam?

          • Never the Bride, this. She repumped her face up with plastic after the haggard Burning Man photos and had concoct a story to show it off.

  3. Well, I knew I felt a disturbance in the force recently. That rainbow bench was for Pride, not for your dumbass ass, you ass. (It’s at the city hall, because Cambridge is cool 😎.)

    Though honestly if Doc Latka was giving her the tour of his fabled years Harvard and MIT, she deserved every boring second.

    • Excuse you! Our burro has every right to sit on the rainbow bench. Julia Allison is bikissable and had an affair with a woman, according to the New York Post, so you know it’s true, and once kissed Myka McLaughlin, her non-lesbian lover, on the lips.

  4. Oh shit I know that bench. It’s on Mass Ave near Central Square…now I won’t be able to sit on it.

    • She’s on the “Bohemian Highway”? Yeah, when I think of Jordan Reid, I think of Jack Kerouac. What a goddamn navel-gazing phony.

      • Oh, yeah. I’m waiting for the endorsement. “I wasn’t going to say anything but … “

  5. What’s with all the selfies? Is she still that insecure about who she is? Again, who is this for? Is this just some expression of cognitive dissonance between the rebellious hippie woo Donkey she thought she wanted to be and the straight world Judy she thinks she needs to be to fit into Dodiworld?

    We know she always morphs into whatever she thinks her boyfriends want. It seems this time, she’s having a hard time knowing which donkey outfit she needs to put on. Maybe it’s not so easy or comfortable for her to fake having an actual identity this time because she’s now with the kind people who will see right through it.

    • She indeed looks to be in a dissociative state, but we have it on excellent authority that Donk has doubled down on the hooks. She’s determined not to let this one get away but …

  6. How is Dave Morin brave? Is he going about with only one iPhone instead of the two he used to carry? Has he found the courage to stop wearing the knock-off Steve Jobs rimless specs?

    • It’s her latest trite catch phrase. She had some stupid poster on her Burning Man bus about being brave.

      • He’s standing close to the yard beast for fauxto opp, so I guess that’s brave.
        I immediately thought he’s “Cancer Dave” and he didn’t share it publicly yet, because, Julia.

    • Did Jackles steam Dave’s yoni? Is that brave? #brave

    • I hate how the woos devalue words: brave, gift, value, honored, grateful, power….

      They just don’t mean anything when they use them.

      They are just props in the endless social media / virtue signalling game they play 24/7.

    • Oh, you know… sooooo brave of him to stay entrenched in old school societal norms, e.g. remaining faithful to his wife when, yoofuckinhoo, right/rite/write there is a Gregdamn donkey, ready and willing to liberate his wallet. Wait. HIM. Ready to liberate him. #BraveDave

        • In fairness to Dave, I believe he’s been working for a while on a new initiative to address mental health, specifically depression, though I haven’t heard much about it lately in and around SF tech circles and wonder if it’s still happening. Apparently he had a very serious crisis of his own. Depression doesn’t care if you’re rich and white.

          That said, I also struggle with depression and “brave” would not be my adjective of choice for describing the people who have to deal with it day-to-day. Donk is, predictably, very out of touch.

          • (JFA’ing myself to note that Dave *has* spoken about his mental health struggles openly, or otherwise I would not have posted this.)

          • Ahhhh… in Donkers woo-rld, “brave” would entail seeing a licensed therapist to battle depression instead of relying on essential oil’s and back-to-back braycations.

          • Well, for any disease, mental or otherwise, the outcomes are very different if you are rich and/or white.

            #notimpressed

          • Donkey should be attending to her own mental health and abnormal personality issues, of which the band-aids she keeps putting on them are falling off like Wilmette oak leaves in November.

          • I read his page. He lost me once he accused media of fake news over his failure to close on a property. Admittedly, I only read his post (not the article) and he said his son was in the hospital but using that as excuse just didn’t resonate well with me.
            Red flags are flying all over the place.

  7. So, Donkers had the ‘rent$ swoop in, providing Son of Sam ample opportunity to ask Dad$er for Donkers hoof in marriage… and he didn’t take the bait? No wonder horsey cryface thruout the universe in perpetuity — A gallop down the bridle path of BM this year was not meant to be.

  8. “…this past August!”

    I hesitate to venture here, with all the real writers-at-book in the basement, but it seems to me that only someone with a documented history of re-dating posts* would not simply write “in August” or “last month.”

    Sheesh.

    Also, Donkey.

    Also, Julia Allison.

    * Or re-posting (Medjool) dates?

    Hello! Is this thing on?

    I’ll see myself out.

  9. Prediction: Just like with BOOK, she’s gonna force this marriage because of love-bombing, and then not lift a gregdamn finger once the deal is sealed. RUN Dodi! RUN!

    • She’s allegedly already not lifting a finger. Would it be humanly possible to be lazier? WAIT! We’re not taking human here, are we? 🐴

    • She hasn’t closed an engagement deal since undergraduate days. And the book deal was brokered by her manager who connected her with the agent, iirc.

      Not holding my breath, though the wedding would be pure snark heaven.

      • you get out of something what you put into it. julia strikes me as someone who considers the wedding the end result of a journey – not the beginning, or continuation of one.

      • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

        And the syndicated column was a favor to Dadser

    • We have intel coming in from several sources. Colleagues have definitely given Dodi a heads up on RBD, but we have no idea if he’s ever visited the basement.

  10. OT: Presidential contender Christopher Life has a project that needs your help!

    “SEEKING ANTHEMIC SONG SUGGESTIONS:

    I’ve got a pet project that has been in development for a while and is getting closer to launching – it’s a resource for all the of the change agents out there who are going all-in and could use a bit of on-demand moral support.

    We are blessed with EPIC transformational musical artists who have produced anthemic songs for us, at this moment, as we are stepping up and into our full yes to leadership in bringing on through a new era for humanity.

    The project is to have a free app that you can open with one click, any-time, that is streaming the most inspiring anthemic songs of our day inspiring us into our personal and collective potential. Not only a playlist, but a live stream means that we (dozens, hundreds, thousands, millions…) can all tapin, together, in the same moment to the melodic lyrical transmissions as they unite us and fill us with the light and power to do what is ours to do.

    Calling all song suggestions!

    If you have or know of any songs that you feel make the cut – all genres – and production qualities – all eras – … this is about the depth of the message and transmission.

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    We ARE NOT looking for your favorite lovely, good jams… we are looking for the anthemic transmissions with a clear rally-cry message that we can, and are, fulfilling all of our visions of personal and collective transformation as a unified humanity in harmony with Earth.

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    Any anthemic transmissions that you might suggest, bunnies? Christopher posted this three days ago and received few responses. Jennifer “Genius” Russell suggested “We Are the Champions” and Rhianna’s “Sledgehammer,” while Bear Kittay proposed his own music! Christopher proceeded to ignore all suggestions and wants to appropriate a chant from the Hopi elders. Of course he does.

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