Updated, With Magic! Dodi’s On Board With Layabout Donk’s Weird Demands … For Now

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Most readers missed these comments in a recent Burning Man post:

Three cheers for giving Camp Septic the old college try, but one wonders when the adolescent nonsense will begin to wear thin, or if it already has.

Dodi seems to have put a kibosh on photos of him at the sad spectacle, which must be driving Judy bonkers and was perhaps one of the reasons for the “waaaaaaa … I miss Bali” post.

Our burro is indeed heading back Ubud way in December. Alone? Or with poor Dodi in tow, to introduce him to her future bridesmaids, Magic and Angel?

Pass the popcorn!

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Update: Inspired by the climax to “The Fly,” our own Morrocanwear fused the two Magics!

Also, a tipster has indicated that Dodi might be going to Bali with our burro for the holibrays. It’s an Edenic locale for a marriage proposal, eh Judy? ::shudder::

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  1. He looks kind of appealing though hapless* in that picture, which makes me want to advise: you could do way better, Dodi, and Redacted 4 is proof of that. No need to settle for a donkey! Or A Donkey, to be specific.)
    * Though haplessness has it’s own kind of appeal I guess to some emotional chupacabra types.

    • “Way better” means not only RED4 but also the OXFORD DON that Dodi was dating years ago. How does one go from women so accomplished to a needy burro? #downwardspiral

      • accomplished -> needy:

        “Candy came from out on the island,
        In the backroom she was everybody’s darling,”

        my itunes shuffle has been on point these past few days, so apologies for the continued musical references.

        • My shuffle went through a period of ONLY wanting to play Lou Reed and/or The Velvet Underground, which I welcomed.

      • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

        Doesn’t/didn’t he also date strippers?

        • Most strippers are smarter and have theirselves more together than A Donkey, though.

          Imagine Judy doing the “Tear Down This
          Wall, Mr. Gorbachev” (tm Gilly, I believe) in the shiny satin chaps at a strip club, though.

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            And more than a few are skanky cokeheads who are prostitutes on the side. Like Cardi B. Sure, she’s rich and famous now, but not what an OMGIVY DOCTOR would probably consider “marriage material”

            I’m curious as to which category he considers Donk to be

          • Sex work is work, which rules it out as a possibility for A Donkey. I am serious here, I think most people doing sex work have a higher ethical compass than Our Judy, because they are working.

          • Absolutely, Albie. A successful sex worker in this day and age is constantly marketing him- or herself on social media, well aware that most folks in the business last just a few years, so get the money while the getting is good. A strong work ethic is essential!

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            Having a higher ethical compass than Julia Allison is a really low bar to clear

        • At least strippers earn their own income and can hold down a consistent job for a steady period of time!! That alone elevates them above lazy succubus worthless layabout Donkey. Probably more interesting to hold a conversation with, as well. And less braying!

  2. Bali! Looking forward to more fiction about big-hearted natives and their broken English. Plus puppies! And I hope Dodi goes and gets his Tintin on!

    • I hope the Marson and Baugher clans spend the holibrays in Ubud. Something along the lines of “A Very Brady Bali Blended Christmas/Hanukah” with Ann B. Davis as Mara.

      • Ugh, I feel for Donk’s brother. She’ll automatically try and create some sort of brain competition between Dodi & brother for maximum superior smug by proxy.
        Picturing the two of them trying to have a normal conversation while JA interjects with a word salad of platitudes.

        • Hey G-
          When I post from my phone it won’t let me put in my email address, it’ says it’s not valid. Anyone else have that problem?

          • One of your comments went into the spam file and I got an alert. Approved it. Sometimes that happens.

            Re: address not valid, that’s a new one on me. I’ll check it out!

          • I did a test on safari on my iPhone. I was not logged in, nor did I press save name and address for future commenting, and my test post still went up. The site seems to functioning OK.

  3. Any one with two brain cells to rub together will want to run screaming from a bunch of fart huffing self worshipping fake ass bunch of culture appropriating white people acting ethnic but not in the “i dont have to worry about being arrested or deported” ethnic level Greg forbid.

    • Don’t you think it comes from the First National Bank of Baugher? I do. I think they are desperate to get A Donkey off the payroll and think of it as an investment.

      I mean, we know she earns nothing, and I think Robin is too smart to let Judy freeload off a wallet prospect until he’s put a ring on it.

      • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

        I agree. Didn’t they also foot (hoof?) the bill for her madcap adventures in Europe with Devin Stetler? And she couldn’t seal the deal then, either

        • They unwittingly footed the bill for the European grand tour. Ten grand, I believe, and Dadsers blew his stack when he saw the AMEX bill.

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            Hil-freakin-larious! Donk’s desperation to be envied as a trust fund kid blow up once again.

            Then again, Dadsers might be more amenable to footing the bill for a chance at a more statusy son-in-law?

          • I always thought she was so desperate to show up at that wedding and be able to say, “Yeah we’ve just been floating around France for the last month… we’re so glad we were able to make it to this little gathering!”

  4. Of course poor Dodi was “uncomfortable”.

    He is used to sleeping in hotel rooms when he travels, and he is used to being around people who showers regularly.

    He probably does a mental eye-roll when people talks about crystals unironically.

    Oh, well… maybe the Donkey will morph back into Republican housewife before it’s too late.

    • Can you imagine Dodi having a conversation with any idiot from Judy’s aya-swilling, LSD-loving tribe of lost souls? I’d pay hard cash to listen in on Christopher Life trying to talk the good doctor into supporting his presidential campaign.

      Long after Dodi has dumped Donk, and he will, he’ll have some funny stories to tell at university cocktail parties.

      • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

        Was Ali Shanty/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz there this year? That would’ve been an interaction worth watching!

        • Queen Shanti was indeed there, as usual. The old raunch never misses an opportunity to turn the orgy dome into her own private playground.

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            I hope she tried to hump Dodi

        • “And she had all these giant poster boards created with these banal self-help slogans on them that she had her ex-boyfriend’s father make for her to display during—get this—her wedding to herself at Burning Man. And four and five years later she’s still carting them with her wherever she goes.”

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            Which ex’s father? I can only assume all exes’ parents were relieved not to have a braying, nasty donkey as a daughter-in-law

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            He was probably breathing huge sighs of relief that he no longer had to worry about her marrying into his family

          • Man… she is such a grifter.

            She really just uses everybody around her for whatever she can get from them. “Oh, your dad owns a printing shop??? Let’s print up some stupid self-help inspirations nonsense for MEEEE to display at MYYY wedding to MYSELF because they will be great in backdrops for MY FAUXTOSHOOTS of ME doing nothing having a photoshoot for no reason.

  5. Been a while since I been in this site but…Can we talk about how Kate Greer, former assistant to JA, is pregnant with billionaire Peter Fenton?!

    • Is this the person who used to be called Fatty Kate? Wasn’t she a subject of GOMI? I never paid any attention to her, but there might be some cat peeps who did back in the day.

    • Fatty Kate (not actually fat) is like the successful version of A Donkey.

      I don’t think she ever had a GOMI thread, but she was discussed here from time to time, especially when she was with Jack Dorsey.

      • I remember vaguely discussing Greer, who definitely gets an “A+++” in Gold Digging.

        What’s your secret, Kate? Rainbow wants to know.

        • She’s very pretty and appears to shower regularly. Plus the chances that her personality is as intolerable as Donk’s have to be low, considering the laws of statistics.

      • Yep. Her goal was always to bag a rich man who could fund her lifestyle, and to her credit, after one didn’t work out she managed to land another billionaire!

        (She’s been written about here because she was a Nonsociety “intern” back in the day.)

        • Not just any billionaire: a board member of her former boyfriend’s company. Well played, Fatty Kate. This billionaire won’t get away so easily.

      • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

        Didn’t she get the “Fatty Kate” nickname because she was whining on social media about how fat she felt, despite photos showing her as being thin?

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