Julia Allison Is Basking In The Afterglow Of Her Metamorphosis Into A Donkey

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Toot! Toot! Hop aboard the magic bus with Donkey Kesey and The Merry Morons:

The goddesses stage a tribute to Bob Guccioni’s “Caligula.” I fear Dead Russian Hooker #2 is playing the syphilitic Tiberius. She does not look well!

From left to right: professional party crasher, Mia “Lips” Cara, Ariel White (DRH2), Annie Lalala, newly single Rebecca Jean Alonzi, our burro (with Ali Shantikatz’s sex toy on her head), Jennifer “Genius” Russell.

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  1. It’s called sunburn.
    Also, I love the blue painter’s tape, very refined hanging the sacred poster method.

    • What will the sacred Camp Septic Bus Decorations Committee have to say about that cheap blue tape? It could be worrisome!

    • There is a special place in hell for people that use masking tape to stick things together.

      Masking tape is FOR MASKING, damn it.

      #getoffmylawn

      • She prolly didn’t even know what kind it was. How could she? Ever done any sort of home improvements, renovations, painting, manual labor? She prolly just bought it because of the colors. “Colors bright!”

      • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

        These people are gross. I’ve shown this to my father, who assumed she was all over her husband.

        I also showed this to a friend who wanted to know why the bride and groom were engaging in foreplay before the ceremony and in front of all their guests.

        And I don’t know if was ever mentioned before, but I spotted a grim Donkey in the back.

      • So I was cooking dinner and this song came on my “Sunday oldies” mix on Spotify and I couldn’t put my finger on why I had such a visceral, negative reaction of disgust to the music! Then I remembered this nonsense and the origin of what ruined this song.

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            You can still listen to the Nina version — Annie and her father rubbed up on each other to the Michael Buble version!

          • My love for the Nina Simone version is the reason I only watched the Lalla wedding video once, years ago, and have been bleaching my mind since then. Not too long ago a kind catlady informed me that it’s actually Michael Bublé singing in the video, but I still prefer to avoid it.

          • I know it’s the Bublé version, but the song is so closely associated with Simone, I now flash on the Holiday Inn daddy grabbing Annie’s tit video whenever Simone shows up in one of my husband’s mixes.

      • I try to have a generous open minded view of that display and affection and love. I try.
        Did you spot Jena La fraud with an escort like date with her 30 years her senior. Or was mesh or whichever of the 5 husbands there with her?

        • I did catch horny Jena licking her lips while daddy & daughter did their sleazy dance. I suspect she passed on the reception and ran to her mother-in-law’s house for some incesty yoni action.

          • It must have been. She was so smug about bagging the old leech, but he dumped her and married his heterosexual grandson. Only in Wooville.

      • Stop! I just cringed to death all over again when she leans back and stretches out her arm and he catches her in the armpit. Ugh! No prep. Just wing it. It’s only a first wedding.

        • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

          I’m pretty sure that was not Lalalalala’s first marriage. Or even her second

        • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

          I could be wrong, but I think Brayella is referring to the 3rd pic in the post above. The one with the collection of skanky woos

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            Still, a little girl going up her dress at the wedding seems like it would have happened. And she probably wouldn’t have been the only one up there at that creepy wedding

  2. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a photo of her with zero spackle before! It’s surprising.

      • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

        She thinks she’s a cute early 20-something and that doing duckface in fauxtos is still a thing

  3. That’s a post of a lonely person it appears to me. Sad. #hegone already after the orgy tent et cetera, et cetera? Or back to work….cray

    • I don’t know. She just posted pictures of Lilly in front of a color-sorted bookcase at what appears to be Marson’s digs.

      • Where is This Man?

        Did he really go to Burning Man?

        Pics or it didn’t happen, as kids these days would say.

      • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

        Do we know when it was taken? It’s certainly a Donk move to take pics while she still lives with a guy only to post them after she’s gotten the boot, to look like they’re still together

  4. But he could still begone. Lol.
    Leaving her to “bask” or layabout with no conceivable purpose or usefulness or, job , if that’s a route still.

  5. The makeup-free photos started shortly after RBD commenters were saying she never posted fresh faced/makeup free photos or something like that. These recent photos are for us, of course, as so much of her online life is…

    That fake pucker kiss the other day was strange and not at all authentic or sexy.

    Redacted 4, meanwhile, has continued to post gorgeous photos, thoughtfully described, from her honeymoon. We have a friend in common – someone smart, charismatic, stylish, and artsy. She keeps good company, I suspect.

    • I’m also wondering if the makeup-free thing was inspired by Myka, since she’s been this way the last few pictures of her we’ve seen. Because we know how impressionable Donkey is, and that she’s never had an original idea.

  6. I have an old friend who spent years as an A&R person at a major record label, and he said living in L.A. (as a native New Yorker) among entertainment industry types was to be surrounded by people who considered themselves intellectual because they read Dan Brown. Everything JA and her ilk consider artistic or wise or learned or meaningful is just stunningly unsophisticated. Nothing has brought that home to me as much lately as that article about the Barbie death camp at Burning Man, holy god almighty. There are attendees who make beautiful, fascinating things, but I’m guessing the majority are Camp Septic/Literal Oven With Cheap Plastic Doll types, and it’s that — as much as the exhibitionism and narcissism — that make Judy feel so at home. She’s dim, they’re all very dim, but the lack of sophistication — the absolute LOWNESS — is overwhelming.

      • I’m impressed too, Handbag. I don’t know if their methods were similar to what you are learning, but in the mid 1990s, I became obsessed with the Roycrofters and their dedication to the crafts of bookbinding, letterpress and illumination. It is so cool that you’re doing this.

        • Joining the love for Handbag bookbinding and bookbinding in general. I have no personal experience with the craft but some of the results I’ve seen are so damn impressive, and it’s such a cool skill to possess.

    • It is so funny that you bring up Dan Brown as an exemplar here, as, always interested in religious art (especially Cathlocism; it has the best trappings) and to a lesser extent conspiracies and the occult*, I tried to read that book several, well,, a few, times (random friends and relatives having pressed it upon me), and I swear could not get beyond like page 40 (and I’ll like read, or at least skim, anything that isn’t absolutely putrid; my tastes are catholic–haha, see what I did there?), but anyway I also could not tolerate more than a few minutes of the first movie no matter how beautiful the sets and art direction. And then very recently I followed some link that led me to many Dan Brown parody sites, and I rejoiced that I was not alone in my scoffing.
      *I love The Ninth Gate, a bit ridiculous but so stylish and pacy. Also Johnny Depp in one of his more appealing personas. So, see, I’m not exactly a snob.

      • One of my colleagues mentioned the other day about buying a new Dan Brown book. I had to immediately tell her that I was a book snob, and proud of it, and she could keep her thoughts, regarding it, to herself.

        Not sorry.

        • God, that comment WAS super snobby.

          Give me honest-to-god trash like Jackie Collins or Jilly Cooper & I’ll love the fuck out of it.

          However, third-rate badly-edited writing posing as intellectual discourse can go fuck right off.

          • When that stupid book was popular and every idiot was telling me I had to read it when I kept saying it was impossible, I finally decided to listen to it in the car. I can’t describe how excruciating that experience was. Every poorly written sentence spoken aloud as I writhed in my seat. It had not a single redeeming moment. I finished it, but that was not a great month.

      • I’m with you and Ethel-Egg here. I can’t imagine much that would suit me more than a high-church-occult-conspiracy-art-or-text-based thriller, but Dan Brown writes book-shaped rectangles of hot garbage and I don’t forgive him.

      • In the early 2000s, some well-meaning friend of mine talked me into signing up for E. Harmony, which turned out to be the biggest joke and waste of time in the world. Anyway, there’s a section in the profile for people to list books they’ve recently read, and it seemed every freaking male on the planet had The DaVinci Code listed, and often nothing else. It made it very easy to disqualify them as dolts. These are the same kind of people who like Thomas Kinkade paintings.

        • I deliberately read the book that Julia Roberts was in the movie of (I hate her as an actress too) just so it would confirm to me that my hatred of people who raved about it was correct.

          I have a LOT of snobbish hatred in my cold, black heart.

  7. With softness, a plea from the heart: Can someone please post the dildo table pic? All the links to it seem to be broken (I searched the archives and via Google). I was telling a friend about Ali and the other grifters and she didn’t believe someone would be dumb enough to send a pic of a table covered in dildos, weed and sex rope to their professional email listserv.

    Thanks in advance, bunnies! xoxo

  8. OT: I finished the the Manson memoir I mentioned a couple threads back, and I very much recommend it. Everyone has their own There But For The Grace of God story, and about halfway through, I knew this was mine. I remember what it felt like to be fourteen and essentially orphaned, and of the millions of things I have to be grateful for, I’ve added a huge new one: I didn’t run into Charlie Manson, or end up in a cult. THANK YOU, HOOSIER JESUS.

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MZF5LYF/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?_encoding=UTF8&btkr=1

  9. I saw Alex and Julia at Camp Mystic this year. He seemed very uncomfortable in the environment but committed to experiencing it with her. I’ve spent so long gawking at this blog, and to see all these people in person just makes me realize how unspecial they are.

      • I don’t think most of the woos are evil, well, except for Ali Shanti Katz, just delusional, druggy, and downright silly.

        It will be interesting to see if Marson attends Judy’s favorite carny sideshow next year. I highly doubt it, even if he hasn’t thrown a lazy, needy burro to the curb long before BM 2020.

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