Updated, Now With Taylor Swift! Rainblow’s BM, 2019

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With Dead Russian Hooker #2:

Those damn boots!

On the road to nowhere:

A metamorphosis? Into what? An employed adult with health insurance, or something more Kafkaesque? Certainly not a married lady! Where in the hell is Dodi?

Update: An RBDer sent along this rainblow boots screenshot from the Russian aerialist’s video. Annie Lalala is entering stage right.

Donk’s self-proclaimed “metamorphosis” evidently consists of turning into your basic 14 year old:

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      • Is that gold fish woman squatting? Why? What’s going on with her legs? They’re facing a different way than her body. Is this what donk meant by metamorphosis? Via fauxtochop?

          • She’s either pooping or about to keel over from the excess jewelry. Those gaudy trinkets must weigh at least 75 pounds.

            The four women in that snap look learning disabled, as though their caregivers are about to retrieve the lucky ladies after the Halloween party at Lakeside Group Home Facility has ended.

          • That’s the contortions of someone much taller than the other people in the pic, crouching so her head isn’t chopped off. There are ways to do it more gracefully, but, y’know.

            Reverse image search on that fauxto brings up this pic: https://i.imgur.com/nHdtGnN.jpg. I’m dying.

        • Speaking of the latter, has Noah No Vowels finally run for the hills? What else would explain the recent anger, tears, and over-the-top WOKE posts?

          • She tagged the adventure he does whatever with company IG on one of her grifting circle stories and lauded his prepared meals, quinoa and who knows. Thanked g him for being a servant. He didn’t look joyful.

          • I predict she will try to OBO him soon. She craves her old lifestyle with Ferrett and needs another rich dude.

          • I would feel badly about any family breaking up… but then I think about how insufferable she’ll be in the aftermath, (imagine all the grifting opportunities) and I feel a little less bad.

          • I feel a little bad for her too. Her bio clock was ticking, she was feeling neglected, and the Novowels thing happened before they knew each other. It was destined not to last. But in the long run, I bet she will be happy she had her son. It may be the only child she has.

      • I believe the woman on the left is Kitty Kittay, middle pooper is Dead Russian Hooker. Wonder if the Kittays brought their newborn on playa. Can’t even imagine.

  1. At least he was smart enough to demand no pictures. She however, could not resist. It’s the entire reason for her existence. If that does’t scare him, nothing will. Bon Chance

    • I wonder how she’s taking the obvious directive. Presumably lots of whining but she knows this is her last chance and had better zip her lip … until Dodi puts a ring on it.

    • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

      Do we know that he stayed the whole time? Or was even there?

      • He’s listed on the Camp Septic roster for this year, sponsored by the one and only Rainblow. Supposedly he gave a talk! To this drugged-out crowd?

        • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

          That we haven’t seen any pics of him there is a bit odd, no? Does she tweet or ‘gram about BM? If she does that, but doesn’t mention him, I’d think that highly curious

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            We need pics of him in his tutu!

    • I follow DRH#2 on the Instagram. I swear I saw a pic of Judy with dadbod (shirtless and still very much dadbod) on her instastory. I don’t know how to retrieve it but I do believe it’s there. So sorry I can’t pull it up- asking for forgiveness in the name of transformative metamorphosis.

  2. How long has she been going to Burning Man?

    These pictures are interchangeable with any other year: the stripper boots, the fake smile, the cheap makeup, the cheap costumes, the cheap….. everything.

    PS: Where is This Man????

  3. She is looking WAY older in pic #1, but guess we all are. Sad. On the fun hand is she a unicorn in the sense of the word that her emoji suggests?

    • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

      Aging is normal. Someone ~15 years my junior looking markedly older than my friends and I do is quite another thing. She looks rough and haggard

  4. Compare the size of her hip in the picture next to the bus with the picture of her in white. I wonder who she thinks she’s fooling?

    • Every year she experiences the same epiphany and yet nothing ever changes. Just like when she PAID twice for a date with Tony Robbins and still couldn’t finish book. It’s what a crucible does!

      • She uses these life-altering experiences as proof that she’s a better person now. Not the same asshole who harmed people in the past, not the same lunatic that violated people’s privacy and boundaries, not the same liar or home-wrecker or thief. She’s transformed!

        Every year she claims to have some sort of metamorphosis after a woo carnival or an ashram or a vacation. Trying to prove to people that she’s now a “normal, healthy Julia.” Rinse and repeat.

        • This is a really good comment! She should just do (**real, licensed medical professional, nonwoo**) therapy and figure out what she’s always been trying to prove with her posturing and lies. Then maybe she could actually work on being a less awful person and improve her life, stop lying and f*cking people over and actually be happy with herself!! It would be boring for us because we’d have nothing to talk about anymore here in the basement… but I think most of us would actually be happy for her if she did that!

          Then again, Donkey is way too lazy to actually put in real work and so she’ll just continue to metamorphosize herself at stupid woo bs festivals and Tony Robbins seminars, so I venture we’ll still enjoy decades and decades of DonkLife content.

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            She’s a bad person and I will never be happy for her. And I’m pretty sure that legit therapy does not work on sociopaths.

    • This would have been better under the previous post, but I just saw the Simpsons episode where Marge, Bart and Lisa start a food blog and in the beginning of the episode there’s a videogame briefly featured, “Assassin’s Creed: Summer of Love.” I’d support that.

  5. She fauxtochopped a chunk out of her right thigh in the bus photo. Is she losing her sight and think it isn’t noticeable? The dirty black skirt dragging in the dust certainly suggests diminishing eyesight. On the brightside, she seems to have finally laid off the fillers and Botox. But, instead of getting her young NYC face back, she got hooded eyes and a thin upper lip. What gives? Does injecting that stuff stretch your skin or something?

    • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

      Maybe if you’re getting cheapo injections? My guess is more like aging and too much unprotected sun exposure with minimal skin care

  6. I just found out a former co-worker of mine was airlifted to Reno after having a heart attack the last day at the temple burn. He is OK after surgery. Radical self-reliance for the win!

  7. This all looks so boring and not brand new anymore, a re-tread year after year after year. How do they muster the excitement? At this point, all they are witnessing are themselves getting older on the playa as they continue to speak about the power of magical thinking.

    More “alchemy” (to steal a woo word) would happen if they were brutally honest with themselves and spoke the words out loud: “I am old and I have done nothing with my life.”

    WHAMMO! GUARANTEE THINGS WOULD BEGIN TO CHANGE…AND FOR THE BETTER!

    • Judy gets more attention there than she does the entire rest of the year. For narcissists like her, it’s a week-long place to get their fix. They can prance around public in skimpy outfits and get validated for it. This wo’nt get old for her until she loses what looks she has left.

      • No Avocado or Phuturephuckface at Camp Cystic this year? How it must have rankled for Donk if she couldn’t get her most recent OMGFamous DJ exes together in a fauxto with her new OMGDoctor boyfriend.

        • Avocado was definitely at Camp Septic and is excited because he was SEEN! (Pssst! His burner name is “Surrender.”)

        • Avocado’s idiot wife stayed home, SO BUSY working on yet another grift.

          “Movement to Wholeness” is a seven-week online program is a deep dive into seven energy spirals to integrate all parts of ourself to remember wholeness within and without.

          • Who signs up and pays for this kind of crap??? Does this woo nonsense ever make them any actual money? Seems so inane and stupid.

    • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

      The fauxtos from each year are pretty much interchangeable

  8. I don’t want to body snark, and honestly, this is more of a PSA, but if anyone knows the other person in photo number dos, could they encourage her to get a bra fitting? If your boobs are hanging below the top of your panties, even your weird high-rise panties, it’s not a look.

    • That is Kati Kittay and she had a baby 3 months ago, so this might be a result of that. Before baby, her chest was almost nonexistent.

        • JFAing to say I am not trying to be mean here. If you never, ever need a good bra at any other time in your life, you need one after giving birth. Your body changes a whole lot, and you need support to keep everything from moving south. So my PSA stands.

          • There’s a weird pic on her and hubby on her FB page that hints she’s topless but the photo is deceiving as to the top part of her. It looks distorted somehow.. It was taken before she had the baby. I can’t figure it out either. I’m not body snarking, just reporting something that looks ‘off,’, but her chest looked more like that of a teenage boy before the baby, and now it looks very different. Mother nature has different plans for us sometimes, I guess.

  9. Now, this is just a wild car guess, I had an inkling a few weeks ago this is what might have been brewing…is this how Julia makes her money? Jordo has been following and liking J’s posts for a while now and as soon as Jordo said she was going away, I had a feeling she’d go to this place Julia wrote about. I’m not certain, but here are my Scooby clues 🙂
    Initial post: https://www.instagram.com/p/B04bb-VJiiq/
    Jordo’s post today: http://www.ramshackleglam.com/2019/09/05/in-which-i-go-full-digital-detox/
    The actual location: https://www.hoffmaninstitute.org/the-process/

    • Judy only posted one snapshot of her allegedly rejuvenated self and she’s certainly not an Instagram Influencer. Maybe they discounted $100 off her week-long stay? It’s not like she’s been shilling ads for the last few years. No, I think she made her money by AirBNBing the shithole in Novato and fell in with Dodi about the time her lease was up.

      Jordo is a whole ‘nother story. But did she even mention Hoffman Institute, AKA Shutter Island, in her post?

      Does Jordo

      • No, she hasn’t disclosed, it’s just my inkling because as soon as Julia posted that, Jordan started talking about going away on her blog or in the comments someplace. The timing of the sessions matches as does the description, but who knows really. Guess we’ll see.

      • She made some response about going there or wanting to go there after Donkey posted that she had gone. I saw it, but I can’t tell you where. I don’t pay much attention to Jordan, she bores me.

        What would be the scheme? I can’t see a place like that comping enough for a referral for someone to make a living. Maybe they kicked her back $100 or something but it seems unlikely.

    • How fuck do these dolts even function as adults? I’ve been camping off the grid where there’s no cell service and no electricity. It’s not some gimmick for “stressed out” mommy bloggers, it’s just the wilderness. I suppose if I had a heart attack, someone could ride a horse out and get help in a few hours. I don’t expect pats on the head or white suburban goddesses telling me I’m “so brave”— tons of people do this all the frickin time. Some people don’t even own cell phones.

      • I am waiting for my lyft driver to bring me my phone which I left in the back seat of his car an hour ago, Tingolayo, and the struggle is real. I am expecting my friends to show up soon and create a safe space for me to experience the full range of feelings I will have over this hour without my phone. Perhaps a cacao ceremony can be arranged.

        • I hold you in the Oneness of Source and broadcast my intention that your heartbreaking struggle will soon be over. Namaste, my goddess-friend.

          • You can just toss those plastic storage tubs out of the back of your RV as you leave the playa, Tingo. You wouldn’t want them trashing up your home with your lovah.

  10. I cannot believe that Rainblow is still using those signs Papa Strangler, of the Modesto Stranglers, made for her.

  11. I don’t see all this evidence of photoshop some of you say is there, she looks the same in the photos as she does in the screen grab of the russian aerialist video

  12. I don’t take particular pleasure in harshing on Taylor Swift (I don’t care one way or the other), but jesus bitch eating a cracker, those song lyrics.

    • Nor do I, but even my kid stopped listening to Swift’s banality once she’d reached her teen years.

  13. Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

    Such well-adjusted, sane people at Burning Man! https://nypost.com/2019/09/06/disturbing-barbie-death-camp-exhibit-at-burning-man-features-dolls-led-into-ovens

    ““It’s a chance to meet people and have a friendly conversation,” he said of the ghoulish display, to which attendees often bring their own Barbies. “A couple of guys have gotten laid because women come and stop.”

    “It’s a rather sexually charged atmosphere,” he added. “You get a chance to engage people.””

    and

    “Tickets to stay at the “Barbie Death Village” cost between $100 and $200, on top of the $425 entry fee to Burning Man itself. Some 220 people camped there this year, Jacoby said.

    An image from 2009 shows almost the identical scene as the one portrayed this year — with hundreds of Barbie dolls being led to ovens by soldiers and a banner reading “Arbeit macht plastic frei” — a variation of the German slogan at Auschwitz meaning “work sets you free.””

    • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

      JFA to add: I think we finally found a BM camp more asshole-ish than Mystic

    • The Barbie death camp was already there when I went to BM in 2003 (my last time, thankyouverymuch).

      I didn’t think much of it but, of course, the Post would be fake-outraged about it.

      • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

        According to the article, it’s been around 20 years. Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think getting upset over some douchebags mocking the Holocaust is fake outrage

        • The Post is a sexist racist Murdoch hate machine, their outrage is always fake and short-lived.

          That doesn’t mean that your outrage, or somebody else’s is fake, of course.

      • It’s super gross. My disgust and contempt is 100% real! Outrage I save for more serious stuff, but those people are sad edgelords.

        • Co-sign. Outrage, nah, because ultimately who cares. But the “the fuck did I just read” feeling is as real as it gets.

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! 🎉🎊🍾 (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            Would you be just “whatevs” about it if they were using Barbies to mock lynchings? Or maybe if transsexuals or illegal aliens were their targets, you’d be just as meh over it, right?

          • I’m not “meh” over it. And if I were to compare, which I don’t want to, by my personal standards mocking the Holocaust would be the worst of these scenarios.

            My “who cares” is meant rather literally, as in, who really cares what these dimwits do to have their “magic” in the desert? Knowing the little I know about them, I feel quite safe to suppose they are not trying to say that the Holocaust was great. But even if they were, it would still amount to nothing except maybe some sad attempts at Nazi-friendly grifts.

            Show me real people in the real world having fun (or whatever it was supposed to be) over staging dolls being marched to ovens, and I’ll probably be outraged. These people aren’t real and neither is their world. I’m not saying this to suggest they “aren’t bad,” I mean they aren’t worth feeling true outrage.

  14. Doing the same “edgy” Barbie display every year for 20 years is no longer edgy. It’s like if I popped over to my Dad’s house and started an argument with him about the Ramones or staying out past curfew or something. We’ve already done that, we need to have our arguments over something new as time goes on. Doesn’t all of Burning Man kind of feel like that, though? The same people, doing the same things (art cars! sexual acting out! costumes!) every year and acting like it’s new. I’d be interested if they really blew it up and tried something completely different, otherwise, I guess I’d rather go to a country club for the weekend…they’ve also been doing the same thing in the same way for a million years, but the food might be good and the martinis for sure will be strong. And I would have an even better laugh at the people.

    Also, the guy talking about getting laid because of a holocaust display is beyond disgusting.

    Also, also, I know a young person who went to Burning Man for the first time this year. She is smart and adventurous and involved in a music scene and thought it would be interesting to see. She had prepared for it for months but ended up coming home a few days early because in the end it she found it kind of tedious and not worthwhile.

    • JFAing because I want to be very clear that even if the Barbie thing felt edgy the first year, I find it really disgusting to make light of such a shameful and horrific event. People who find ethnic cleansing mockable and sexually charged are bad people.

  15. New Donk ig dropping alert.SHE took HIM somewhere for the 1ST time. With Brittle Moron. And no fave pic allowed or tags sad she’s peeing on the peripherals…done

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