With Dead Russian Hooker #2:
Those damn boots!
On the road to nowhere:
A metamorphosis? Into what? An employed adult with health insurance, or something more Kafkaesque? Certainly not a married lady! Where in the hell is Dodi?
Update: An RBDer sent along this rainblow boots screenshot from the Russian aerialist’s video. Annie Lalala is entering stage right.
Donk’s self-proclaimed “metamorphosis” evidently consists of turning into your basic 14 year old: