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It’s Dodi’s first visit to Camp Septic! Per usual, there’s a media blackout on events, that rare radio silence from Ali Shanti Katz to Jena la Fraud and everywoo in-between. But the most glorious celebration of the year ends tomorrow and snaps should be available soon. Dodi in a onesie … or a dress?

Has Rainblow bestowed a BM name on her beloved? She christened Ryan Allis “Orion,” Christopher Life “Star,” Jenna Lee Prince “Spirit Dancer,” Hannah Natali “Venus,” and Kate Linforth “Mystica.” Perhaps our burro will bestow “Sucker” upon Dr. Marson?

We hope Dodi’s having as much fun as Devin did back in the day! There have been rumors re: the orgy tent being shuttered in the wake of the #metoo moment. Insert cryface. Hopefully Myka came along for the ride.

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  1. I’m not sure how you even run an orgy tent in the time of “Me Too”. Like, do you have to ask permission to look, permission to join in? “Ms Shanti, can I stick my wee wee there? No? How about there?”

    It seems really complicated. And distasteful.

  2. Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿพ (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

    That top gif never fails to crack me up!

    Then I remember that her father tried to intimidate people because it’s everyone else’s fault his daughter comes across as a mentally challenged skank, and loses endorsement deals

      • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿพ (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

        A national treasure, and still so sorely missed

        • I thought of CB just the other day because I bought peaches and I’ll always remember how she said that in Alaska, in sharp contrast to (her native?) Georgia, sadly they only sold stones painted to look like peaches.

          Love you, CB, wherever you are. *pours one out*

  3. Iโ€™m torn between dying to see this yearโ€™s BM photos and dreading them. (Do you think Jena and Antler Boy crossed paths?!)

      • Sacha didnโ€™t go either. Heโ€™s currently facilitating a โ€œdance meditationโ€ (possibly sans cacao) in Vevey, Switzerland.

        • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿพ (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

          Somehow, I see that as a “You Got Served” dance battle gone wrong. Really wrong

          • Hahahahahahahahahahahah, that comment made my weekend.

        • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿพ (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

          Because I’m the nitwit who first read it as “dance mediation”

          • Lawl. I think the only internationally accepted type of dance mediation involves slapping each other with a fish.

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿพ (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            You need to watch “You Got Served.” Or at least some clips on YouTube

      • I can help you find your orgasmic Gold too. 1) Buy a pocket vibrator for $9.99 2) Buy some batteries 3) Be somewhere private for 2-3 minutes. That will be 5 payments of $499, but I have reduced this to a one time offering of $1,377.77

      • Actually, I think Jena is at Camp Septic. Her IG account is simply plastic signage and shills. It’s all advertising and nothing to do with her real life, which consists of zouking, insurance scamming, and unspeakable things.

        Sid and Marty Kroft in happier times:

          • Helena, Sid & Marty Kroft produced Saturday morning TV shows for American kids that seemed as though they were created by folks on LSD. One was even named Lidsville!

            Sacha Nielsen reminds me of a character, Witchiepoo, on the Kroft’s H.R. Pufnstuf.

          • They were definitely on drugs, and thank goodness for all of us that they were. See also the 1930s Bosko cartoons depicting all kinds of far-out drugged-out experiences. I’m also pretty sure Jay Ward indulged, too.

          • There’s a YT video from last year’s Camp Septic (I think, might be 2017) of Sacha playing his hang drum at Burning Man in an air conditioned tent full of people. Radical self-reliance! Air conditioning! Generators! Fossil fuel!

        • She was in one of the videos I posted yesterday. I was certain it was her in the first video sitting down in the front of the stage in black, doing “namaste” hands.

    • Where’s Judy? I couldn’t seen her in any of the three videos. I did see Jaahass and Elijah “Paris Truther” Ray, as well as that moron that got hitched at BM last year, the Charles Manson-esque character that Julia and hubby Eben Pagan honored.

        • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿพ (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

          I was about to ask “Whose stinkhole?” Until I realized the answer is ALL OF THEM

    • I think I got an STI from just looking at that.

      Is is a slutty Halloween party?

      So ridonk serious holy moly mumbo jumbo. Eye roll

      • Julia is at the end of the second clip. She’s hugging someone wearing pink underwear and mugs for the camera.

        • I see our burro, in rainbow platform boots reminiscent of Elton John, circa 1973.

          I wonder if Dodi stayed for the whole gregdamn shitshow. He wonโ€™t cure cancer by hanging out at dirtfests!

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿพ (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            He might catch some STDs thought

          • Did Dodi buy her new boots? He’s a hero if we never have to see the patchwork white patent leather ones again!

          • Of COURSE she’s carefully watching the camera, from the other side of the room, and does her stupid mugging as soon as it points directly at her. Even as she’s pretending to focus on hugging the other woman. Incapable of living in the moment, ever.

            Even at Camp Grifters’ Ground Zero, she’s the worst. It is to chortle.

    • I don’t know how I never clicked on the #campmystic hashtag before, but I just did. Did these assholes seriously not consider the fact that they post drugged out orgy pictures with that hashtag and it’s also the name of a Summer Camp for children?
      “Camp Mystic is a private Christian summer camp for girls. Established in 1926, Mystic is nestled among cypress, live oak, and pecan trees in the hill country of west-central Texas on the banks of the beautiful Guadalupe River. “

      • I’d wondered if cute kid’s camp sent a cease and desist to unwashed adults asking them to hashtag refrain. I noticed the last couple of years the core Camp Septic unwashed adults haven’t been using the tag.

        • Yup…Mystic (along with Waldemar, Longhorn, and Heart o’the Hills) is where the private school girls and trust fund babies from ATX, HOU, and DFW go for summer camp.

          I was a counselor at Waldemar one summer in the late 90s, and taught *Charm & Etiquette* and wrangled the camp newspaper staff…all while wearing my sorority letters, as requested by the camp director. Yikes! ๐Ÿ˜ณ

          The two Mystics are about two billion poles apart.

    • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿพ (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

      So, Son of Sam didn’t buy her new costumes? Doesn’t he know about the guy who bought her FIVE DRESSES???

    • I will say, though, the aerialist is DEDICATED – a quick IG stroll shows she works out hard and consistently and has worked hard at learning aerial dance. She also maintains a consistent social media presence and seems to understand what her fans want to see. All this means: still far more work ethic/dedication than JA!

      • Her fans apparently want to see giant fake lips, bolt-ons, an emaciated body, and @n endless series of her posing for pictures that looks like could be made into a SNL skit

          • I guess I’m one of them because I have implants and am thin…haven’t done the endless posing of pics or fake lips yet though.

          • You aren’t one of them because of those things. It’s the whole package, look at the pictures. Don’t internalize the snark!

          • With softness grifty, I’m not internalizing, I’m just saying that I’m sure there are quite a few cat peeps that have altered their body and I think that’s ok. Even if people want to take pictures making Kim Kardashian duck face. I guess I just don’t see the need to talk about this random woman who is filming, and now I feel bad that I found the Instagram link and shared it, and that she might see these posts about her when we don’t know anything about her. I guess I’m a softie for some of these people that get looped in, who don’t have anything to do with Julia. Like reasonable woman 4 if that makes sense? Please don’t take this as anything other than me feeling bad for these people in the fray or that I’m internalizing or being snippy at anyone.

          • A lot of people alter their bodies but don’t look like a freak of nature for doing it. She’s heading in Jocelyn Wildenstein territory, and her fake posing and posturing is worse than even any of Donkey’s Camp Mystic cohorts. Sorry, but I think she’s as fair game as anyone else who chooses to associate with this group. She’s just another clown in their clown car.

    • I canโ€™t believe Dodi sat through that inane opening ceremony and didnโ€™t have second thoughts about what heโ€™d gotten himself into.

      • I feel like she always attracts dudes who want to be celebs and in the media. So she appeals to that, promising to get them press and network them with “the right kind” of people. She knows the only way they will accept her crazy (going through their phones, contacting exes, etc) and excuse her crazy, is if they feel indebted to her, if they owe her something – they won’t break up with her if they can see something good happening with their careers. In essence she just attracts the same kind of vapid that she is.

        TL;DR – the good doc should hire a good publicist and only put his peen in non-cray cray

        • I donโ€™t know, though, wasnโ€™t he already solidly connected with the Zuckerbergs and Sean Parker, both of whom funded his research lab? I canโ€™t think of anyone Donkey could hook him up with who could deliver the goods better than that. So far all sheโ€™s gotten him is a podcast by Hot Foot Lurchโ€™s son that probably 17 emotionally ill people heard. And an entree into a sex, drugs and EDM Burning Man camp full of grifters and freaks.

          • Other folks who should have known better stuck with Judy because of her connections, which she indeed does have but which she also exaggerates. But as you note, Grifty, why the fuck would Dodi need or want to be connected to the likes of Ryan Allis or Dead Russian Hooker #2 when he’s being funded by the big boys?

          • Besides, there are other camps at Burning Man where heโ€™d be more likely to interact with smarter people on a more technologically and intellectually advanced trajectory. This is slumming with woowoo trash. Itโ€™s like a tent full of raccoons.

          • “Raccoons” is being kind. When I looked at the Botoxed-from-hell Russian’s aerialist’s fauxtos and videos, I felt as though I needed a Silkwood shower STAT. The manbuns, the pasties, the bubbling flesh – I wouldn’t have wanted to be anywhere near these people when I was a 19-year-old college sophomore interested in exploring all options. Surely Dodi has come to his senses?

          • Well, though, having seen his one-time IG wish list of trashy international brunettes he was, uh, following, I would think that maybe Donk had to watch her rainbow butt to make sure he didn’t get too close to her during the week ‘on Playa.’

          • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿพ (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

            Hot Foot Lurch desperately needs to be a screen name here. Or a garage band

          • I had a second screen name here for a little while on one of my alternative devices, Hot Foot Lurch is Not My Guru. It came out around the time of his documentary. Someone else had come up with calling him Hot Foot Lurch, I can’t remember who. Maybe Albie. Whomever it was, it cracked me up.

  4. Does this mean Julia Allison Baugher, (aka Rainbow, ex stalker, neglectful dog parent) has no idea Dodiโ€™s successful ex has shared these glorious moments in the basement with us?

    • Unicorn Studded Rainbow Named Shirley (NOT "Julia Allison")- 1st Ever Commenter on the New Site! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿพ (NOT Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely/Alexis Katz)

      She reads here often and avidly.

      • I do think she comes here once in a blue moon and white knights herself. I remember waaaay back in the day she would and it was quite funny.

    • She definitely reads here and is in for quite a shock when she leaves Smellsville, checks in with RBD and discovers RED4 wants nothing to do with her. Like Rainโ€™s post-Donk gf, RED4 can expect lots of FB messages until she blocks Donk. Iโ€™m guessing it wonโ€™t take long.

  5. Did I miss the memo that stated spiritual enlightenment can only be found when one is in their underwear? Like, because my daily uniform pretty much consists of jeans and a Johnny Cash or AC/DC t-shirt, am I doomed? Can one only hear the divine feminine when one is wearing a thong, pasties and ski goggles? Will the Virgin Mary never presence herself to me because my pesky clothes keep getting in the way?

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